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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 15

    New Program Provides Depressed Americans With Suicide Assistance Dogs https://trib.al/X9s2Ssc pic.twitter.com/KQgbmfbktW

    8:39 PM - 15 Apr 2018
    • 1,655 Retweets
    • 7,973 Likes
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    286 replies 1,655 retweets 7,973 likes
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      2. Andy Shudall‏ @Andy_Shudall Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is a dangerous tweet - for those who are saying "I'm depressed, I found it funny" Not all are the same: depression and feeling suicidal are not synonymous. Please @TheOnion take this down. It's too risky to the most vulnerable.

        9 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
      3. SwingLowLou‏ @swinglowlou Apr 15
        Replying to @Andy_Shudall @TheOnion

        Ya, you’re essentially telling the depressed and suicidal not to laugh at this because they’re not supposed to...

        3 replies 0 retweets 58 likes
      4. vin‏ @Grapevin_e Apr 15
        Replying to @swinglowlou @Andy_Shudall @TheOnion

        "No, what are you doing? Keep being sad like you're supposed to be!"

        0 replies 1 retweet 52 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. twit2‏ @twit2 Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny

        13 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
      3. webslinger92‏ @DaltonDiMaggio Apr 15
        Replying to @twit2 @TheOnion

        Very funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 172 likes
      4. Franz Josef v.2.1.8‏ @fjxsu Apr 15
        Replying to @DaltonDiMaggio @twit2 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/WoTk1HJEkh

        1 reply 0 retweets 29 likes
      5. twit2‏ @twit2 Apr 15
        Replying to @fjxsu @DaltonDiMaggio @TheOnion

        Hmm- nope, too easy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Lisa Clemens‏ @LClem71304 Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My teen has clnical depression. Not funny at all.

        11 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
      3. Shawn Goblin‏ @Avro_Lancaster Apr 15
        Replying to @LClem71304 @TheOnion

        Are you sure it's the Onion that isn't funny and not you?

        0 replies 0 retweets 96 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Ani Quinn‏Verified account @quinnessential Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As someone who suffers from severe clinical depression... I find this delightfully funny.

        3 replies 0 retweets 93 likes
      3. HalLOUween  🏳️‍🌈‏ @reba3110 Apr 15
        Replying to @quinnessential @TheOnion

        Same

        2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      4. Andy Shudall‏ @Andy_Shudall Apr 15
        Replying to @reba3110 @quinnessential @TheOnion

        the issue with this tweet isn't aimed at depression and the depressed: it is aimed at the suicidal - depression and taking your own life are not the same. This is dangerous to the most vulnerable.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. life is scary enough i don't want a scary name too‏ @_canorris_ Apr 15
        Replying to @Andy_Shudall @reba3110 and

        I'm an actually suicidal person and this is still funny

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. HalLOUween  🏳️‍🌈‏ @reba3110 Apr 15
        Replying to @_canorris_ @Andy_Shudall and

        Been there too but I laugh at jokes like this as long as they're not directed at someone I don't find the "kill yourself" tolerable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. Rebel Spook  🏴 BTFSTTG‏ @whiskeyrebel24 Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/k7i0VptfKF

        0 replies 3 retweets 38 likes
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      1. Rolo‏ @RoloThaCholo Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/gXrreRqzHr

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      2. Comfortably Smug‏ @ComfortablySmug Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RIP your menchies

        4 replies 0 retweets 97 likes
      3. Kel‏ @PoliticalKel Apr 15
        Replying to @ComfortablySmug @TheOnion

        Not getting ratio'd yet though. Interesting.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Al Babcock‏ @AB3Comedy Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As someone who has recently lost their sense of humour. I find this offensive.

        1 reply 2 retweets 30 likes
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