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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 15

    Man Who Has Clocked 137 Hours In RPG Can’t Believe He Has To Waste Precious Time Watching Cutscenes https://trib.al/H3FStT8 pic.twitter.com/eBJA7UW9Ek

    5:37 PM - 15 Apr 2018
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    52 replies 616 retweets 3,084 likes
      1.  🎃BOOrusun 💀‏ @GurusunYT Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This hurt to read

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      1. Ruby-elzebub‏ @IronsparkSyris Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was going to say that this article called me out, then I read it, saw it was entirely about Xenoblade 2, and now I think it was written specifically about me

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      2. Michael Nunez‏ @mnunez1996 Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @joshboston1 @KoTrainTV @loganaumann @RockCrySamurai

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. KoTrainTV @ Twitch‏ @KoTrainTV Apr 15
        Replying to @mnunez1996 @TheOnion and

        Absolutely 100%

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      1. The bot formerly known as Zach‏ @zxakari Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real.

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      1. Bill‏ @BillJitsu Apr 15
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        I don't read the script, the script reads ME!pic.twitter.com/WhmgjBYBgv

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      1. Grey‏ @bringerrs Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Persona 5 and Yakuza 0 were some fine ass games, and I enjoyed those cutscenes

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      1. Eleven. That's Ridiculous‏ @CountAlabster Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake News, anyone who plays a 137 hour rpg loves cut scenes.

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      2. Sean Canney‏ @slam761 Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All I care about is being allowed to skip them. I still have nightmares about kingdom hearts making me watch like 10 minutes of shit again every time I lost to riku

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Edward Cao‏ @EdCao123 Apr 15
        Replying to @slam761 @TheOnion

        "There's no way you're taking Kairi's heart!" (PTSD flashbacks)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Robby S‏ @thegreenrobby Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lightweight.

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      2. monday mood‏ @NiteShade925 Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Although let’s be honest, if you aren’t playing to see the story, why are you even playing a RPG?

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      1. Carrie S‏ @ClsScience Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel this is familiar 🙄

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      1. Alex SaBOo‏ @VivantMusique Apr 15
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        Me tho

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      1. Atilio Cohen‏ @Barioth Apr 16
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        @MattFrasche lol what to expect in xb2

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      1. John “Vote Dem on Nov 6” Reck‏ @TheReckSays Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @Twizznit

        I think I’ve met someone like this.

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      1. KramerWithK‏ @iDidNotAskYou Apr 16
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        Oof, truth hurts

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