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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 15

    Vulture Feeling Nauseous After Eating Bad Rotting Deer Carcass https://trib.al/1UG8H3N pic.twitter.com/kYlOCcUtHj

    4:06 PM - 15 Apr 2018
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      2. Jared‏ @cmnd_ctrl Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nauseated*

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      1. Just Satanic Things  💅‏ @bow_to_lucifer Apr 15
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        pic.twitter.com/ThKQSowt5p

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      1. tweets mcgee‏ @EarthboundCause Apr 15
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        damn, now you guys are going after vultures???

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      1. Lycan Lesbian‏ @gaykarliah Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Should’ve checked the expiration date first!

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      1. CypresHeadRanch‏ @CypresHeadRanch Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yea well peck at my mother in law's cooking and you'll circle back to that carrion real quick.

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob Apr 16
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        We all know that feeling...

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      1. DOGDUDE‏ @DOGDEWD Apr 15
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        I knew Duncan would post something special for my Birthday. Synchronicity ladies and gentlemen.

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      1. god king duterte‏ @Cult_Of_Duterte Apr 15
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        yes but does he have crank ass shades

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Volture has Volture Capitalist Healthcare Insurance and he's going to be just dandy.

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      1. TeeDotTheSix‏ @teedothesix Apr 15
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        You guys are so funny.

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      1. JP‏ @WhiskeyPusher Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Buzzard a few carcasses down hands him a roll of Tums

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      1. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I tend to avoid the lite rotting deer carcasses myself, too many chemicals. If he switches over to eating organic rotting deer carcasses, he'll feel better.

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      1. Lorenzo Potrich‏ @lorenzopotrich Apr 15
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        pic.twitter.com/OGLNIXc0K3

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      2. Kevin Bitz‏ @kevbitz Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You obviously don't know how vultures feed. Suggest you look it up.

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      3.  ☄Jessi ☄‏ @JarOJelli Apr 16
        Replying to @kevbitz @TheOnion

        r/atetheonion

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      4. Kevin Bitz‏ @kevbitz Apr 16
        Replying to @JarOJelli @TheOnion

        No, Vultures always throwup. They can't digest food on first go. They are always nauseated. They throwup on themselves, and eat that after a day or two.

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      1. Joey Bag o' Donuts‏ @dwellyman Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know how it felt, I felt that way, too. But, after feeling nauseas, this is what I did.... in 2018 Voted for @TheDemocrats not the rotting #GOP

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