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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 15

    Fans Of Green Screens, Incredibly Fake-Looking Things Express Love For Modern Cinema https://trib.al/LBgefB7 pic.twitter.com/ZoJaFmJ3aZ

    1:04 PM - 15 Apr 2018
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    • Zach Hemmelgarn Peter Kraakevik Rev. Dr. Frankenstallings Jason L. Pierce Lindsay Majeet Lohan Ben Kelly LIL KEV FROM 107TH Ashley W Poust Spooky Scary Senrab 🎃
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      2. Ryan Mendez‏Verified account @RyanMendez Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @williamryankey

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      3. William Ryan Key‏Verified account @williamryankey Apr 16
        Replying to @RyanMendez @TheOnion

        Hahahahaha just saw this. Amazing.

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      2. GhostTrace‏ @owenrumney Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Okay but Wrath of the Titans had pretty good CGI though

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      3. Andrew Rostan‏ @AndrewRostan Apr 15
        Replying to @owenrumney

        Valerian is a damn CGI master class. Same with the best parts of Spielberg’s mocap films.

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      4. GhostTrace‏ @owenrumney Apr 15
        Replying to @AndrewRostan

        smh at these haters

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      2. Darknook‏ @DarkNookShop Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What exactly does a real giant hell spawned demon, composed of molten lava rock, look like? You know, for comparison...

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      3. Wild Kill Wolfman‏ @WildBillWellman Apr 15
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        pic.twitter.com/Uefs5U7O7u

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      1. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I tried green screening a graduation from MIT to get a job at NASA. Those security guards could have been a little more gentle when they threw me out, they ripped my novelty 'my other car is a satellite' shirt. 😢

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      1. Creed‏ @ShootsMagoo Apr 15
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        Dorks be triggered

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      1. RandeB  🦅‏ @rb08rb Apr 15
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      1.  🎃 Curse these pumpkin ghost hands of mine.  🎃‏ @dasbub Apr 15
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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Apr 15
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        I feel one way and see another...my brain eats...anybody got a taco?

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      1. Kyle Stanton‏ @kylestanton44 Apr 15
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        @kylelarson23 this is you

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      1. Jayson Covert‏ @covertigojayson Apr 15
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        Yeah, because visuals were always perfect before CGI.

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