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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 14

    Restaurant's Extreme Burger Challenge Moved Down To Regular Menu https://trib.al/dDg690D pic.twitter.com/TuEQZmHUlS

    4:06 PM - 14 Apr 2018
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      2. Elaine‏ @rosalita2740 Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump will take 2.

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      3. Steph100‏ @stephersdouglas Apr 14
        Replying to @rosalita2740 @TheOnion

        Haha...all those sesame seeds in his bed

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. NeAndrewThal‏ @PeakHunting Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Replaced with new challenge of slaughtering and consuming a live steer with just a fork and knife.

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      1. Lillian M. Aarons‏ @LillianMAarons Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where it belonged all along!

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      1. Mr. YourDoomino‏ @MrOdomino Apr 14
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        'MURICA!

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      1. Hordge Knudsen‏ @hordge_knudsen Apr 14
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        This size now known in America as "extra medium."

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      1. John Montgomery‏ @John8Montgomery Apr 14
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        Needs bacon.

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It will be on the appetizer menu next week

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      1. RRR‏ @ronnyrozzo Apr 14
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        I have pardoned three turkeys this year, believe me, I really have #drumstickspic.twitter.com/F32weU0PSL

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Apr 15
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        Can I get a gallon of diet coke and some sausage gravy on the side?

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      1. Patrick Smith‏ @jackuhhlope Apr 15
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        😑

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      1. Saeiqa IFB‏ @StarfleetPop Apr 15
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        @ChefLaurelWhite

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      1. Rok‏ @rokasmsng Apr 15
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        You want some heart attack with that?

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yep. Only one heart attack after one week on the menu. TOTAL DISSAPOINTMENT.

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      1. Ty Love‏ @moriya2k2 Apr 14
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        that looks freaking delicious. I want to make it.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Further. That looks like the kids meal! I remember consuming a cork'r like that. Why call it a cork'r? Plugs you up like Champaign and then.

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      1. msbook‏ @GregAltepeter Apr 14
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        The Onion: The satirical magazine that couldn't keep up with reality.

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      1. Simon Chapman‏ @NomisChappers Apr 14
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        Where's the fuckin chips?pic.twitter.com/8iAr1vn4u1

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      1. Jennifer S. Green‏ @moonchildJG1182 Apr 14
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        #Chicago

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