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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 14

    Report: Americans Waste Enough Food Each Year To Give Over 1 Billion Third World Residents Diabetes https://trib.al/NIFwUmh pic.twitter.com/o1U7eiJJQQ

    2:29 PM - 14 Apr 2018
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      1. Adam Douglas‏ @Drakon_42 Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am proud to say as a wasteful American that I am helping to keep the rest of the world diabetes free

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      1. Thoughts and Prayers™‏ @nauxnews Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When the onion makes more sense than @FoxNews. SAD!

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      1. monday mood‏ @NiteShade925 Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When the onion becomes more true than actual news........we have a big problem.

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      1. Kevin Fisher‏ @kevrandom Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Umm, pretty close...https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/07/american-food-waste/491513/ …

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Apr 14
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        You’re welcome third world!

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      1. Pete Crangle  🕓‏ @PeteCrangle Apr 14
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        Don't forget these to help those kidneyspic.twitter.com/JiNgBEuOt6

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      2. Wakanda‏ @GiftedPrude Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's stop saying Third World. It's 2018 @TheOnion

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      1. Joan Squeal Broomwicki‏ @JoanBruck Apr 14
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        Let’s get those numbers up!

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      1. Lillian M. Aarons‏ @LillianMAarons Apr 14
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        Yjank God for the waste then. You are welcomed World.

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      1. Robert (eval 'eye) P. Levy‏ @rplevy Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why "third world" and not just "developing" or "poor" or whatever. Is this some sort of 1980s cold war innuendo?

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      1. Gray / PC Gamer Girl‏ @pcgamergirl Apr 14
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        I eat all my chicken and waffles!!!

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      1. Roboito‏ @Bob_ElJefe Apr 15
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        I finish my sweets all the time. And eat the booty like groceries too.

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      1. Saeiqa IFB‏ @StarfleetPop Apr 15
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        @ChefLaurelWhite

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      1. Richard Garrison‏ @anm8tr09 Apr 14
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        It’s time we have a talk about Diabeetus 🤔

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      1. Yung Josh‏ @josh47431011 Apr 14
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        Residents?

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      1. HMACC‏ @hammbone74 Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You can’t die of beetes!!! Soooo???

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      1. JW‏ @JWH7699 Apr 14
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        Diabeetus

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