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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 13

    Moviegoer Manages To Sneak Candy Past Teenage Usher Earning $7 An Hour https://trib.al/0f4Mq4I pic.twitter.com/2MJwshDVp7

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      1. Shiny Arcanine‏ @ShinyArcanine26 Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There is no justice in this country.

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      1. cathy‏ @cathyxOR Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A big purse can sneak a lot of snacks in.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We usually sneek in a Twelve Pack of beer but everyone's different.

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      1. Ellie Sequeira‏ @SequeiraEllie Apr 13
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        Literally snuck five guys fries into Black panther yesterday and felt like a boss.

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      1. Joshua Harrison‏ @joshuaharrison7 Apr 13
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        @michaelturner__ and Brad

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      1. CypresHeadRanch‏ @CypresHeadRanch Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake news. The photographic evidence clearly shows he was busted

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      1. Good Boy‏ @GoodBoy10204293 Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unarmed, though. So, there’s that.

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      2. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No, I don’t have milk duds stuck in my underwear.

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      1. Hailey Oslund‏ @haileyhollywood Apr 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MaximusR3 lol

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      1. Guitar Kev‏ @velourciraptor Apr 13
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        I laughed thinking of the guy hightailing it out the door all proud of himself and amped on the adrenaline of it. Been there.

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      1. Michael‏ @Mike_Sylv Apr 13
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        @Seth_Murray

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      1. BGSU Guy‏ @bgsuguy Apr 13
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        Every Saturday night. First stop at Kroger to buy a box of Sour Patch Kids an M&M's for $2 that would cost $8 at the theater. Insert into my anus and we're all set!

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      1. Jeff Becker‏ @MNBecker15 Apr 13
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        @barrettgoetz us?

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      1. aj‏ @ajperez44 Apr 13
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        Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere

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      1. Alison‏ @scarletibus Apr 15
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        MDH brought Samosas in his pockets...to IMAX batman....

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      1. Barbara Yeager‏ @byeager1994 Apr 14
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        😁

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      1. Figurative Garbage, Esq.‏ @TurboSloth14 Apr 14
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        Is...that a joint?

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      1. Yousef Sheikh‏ @Blobget Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But not that security guard @maxwellberman_

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