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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 13

    Disturbing Fast Food Truth Not Exactly A Game-Changer For Impoverished Single Mom Of 3 https://trib.al/f64CYs7 pic.twitter.com/oxfLJplM84

    3:47 PM - 13 Apr 2018
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    23 replies 586 retweets 3,271 likes
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      2. Americanus NeverTrumpus‏ @ANevertrumpus Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't even parody. This is harsh reality.

        1 reply 1 retweet 63 likes
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      1. Johann‏ @GS30543279 Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I only laughed because I don’t want to cry.

        0 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
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      1. Archer Nimble‏ @ArcherNimble Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You forgot to put a joke in this one.

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      1. General Kanye_Trump. (Space Force) 💎‏ @Barack_McBush Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tax cuts for the wealthy will; fix this! Don't you know they fix everything? Also not raising the minimum wage in almost a decade REALLY helps the poor. Sad.

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
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      1. Rob F 🇺🇸‏ @ospunx Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why isn't being poor like it is in Disney movies?

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      1. James Lanman‏ @jameslanman Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one is just sad.pic.twitter.com/oI0QuckrRF

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      1. YES ON PROP 10‏ @heatheriscold Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is this a subtweet of moby

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      1. M J Berzinsky‏ @BerzinskyM Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually a sad truth 😔

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      1. Maximo‏ @OneTonyOnly Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad but true.

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      1. Ty Love‏ @moriya2k2 Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Da real shit.

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      1. Gallo-Sama  🍆 💯 👻‏ @JuanisaGundam Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sources say her 8 year old son constantly gets told to "stop eating so much" by peers, even though he only receives 4 McChicken's a day

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      2. Foundaz - Movie Picks‏ @foundaz Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is really true for the rest of the world

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      1. Chris John‏ @CheezMagic Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion has been pretty dark recently.

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      1. Kweefjerky‏ @realkweefjerky Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know that feeling when satire makes you cry because of a sad truth and makes you laugh because of a sad truth...yeah, this chicken nuggey’s for you 🥂

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      1. stin‏ @notaustinp Apr 13
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        @nannerz2

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      1. spooky pnnnto‏ @pnnnto Apr 15
        Replying to @HoneyChiSupreme @TheOnion

        A 2 for 3$ meal at McDonald’s is 3$ for a hamburger and fries. Who the fuck pays 9$ for a hamburger lol

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