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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 13

    Fleetwood Mac Fires Lindsey Buckingham https://trib.al/W3d4rpv  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/a4eDEW9muD

    3:06 PM - 13 Apr 2018
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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To be fair he lasted longer than he would have in the White House.

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      1. Otto Mondesi‏ @ItJust_TakesOne Apr 13
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        Fleetwood Mac firing Lindsey Buckingham is like a ship firing its rudder and engine. Sure, it is still afloat but the replacement oars just won't move the dial.

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      1. Deangelo Thunders‏ @DeangeloThunder Apr 13
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        pic.twitter.com/mHrLZYsEgM

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      2. Creppy Spoopy Yacht Club  ⛵ 👻doooOOOOoooo 👻‏ @LelandYachtClub Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What has he done since Holiday Road? Nothing. Loser.pic.twitter.com/AsiwwPAicA

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      3. trump loves bombs‏ @therealAntipho Apr 13
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        unacceptable.pic.twitter.com/xX9sRhKeXG

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Apr 16
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        I think he'll be okay. Lindsey Buckingham net worth: Lindsey Buckingham is an American guitarist, singer, composer and producer who has a net worth of $80 million. Lindsey Buckingham is probably most famous for being the guitarist and male lead-singer for the band Fleetwood Mac.

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      1. Jack Grace‏ @jackgrace Apr 13
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        What terrible timing, hopefully something will open up at the furniture place.

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      1. Malleus Aforethought‏ @malaforethought Apr 13
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        Again?

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      1. Toudie‏ @Raymondesherma6 Apr 13
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        Oh plezzzz

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Apr 13
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        I thought they were dead

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Apr 13
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        The usual, he said, she said.

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      1. Ryan Quattro‏ @forzaquattro77 Apr 13
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        Well, at least he still has the palace.

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      1. the.effing.librarian‏ @effinglibrarian Apr 13
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        He wasn't the Fleet, the Wood or the Mac, so was the band once called Fleetwood Mackingham?

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      1. Rich “Spoopy” Stanton‏ @Rich__Stanton Apr 13
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        What’s up with that?

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