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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 13

    Report: Dez Bryant Could Be Perfect Fit For NFL Team Lacking Locker-Room Cancer https://trib.al/hmIpwdO pic.twitter.com/rS98WxWPae

    10:28 AM - 13 Apr 2018
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      1. steeve‏ @stvnclmnt Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lololpic.twitter.com/1Dt4bJ6wyF

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      2. awesometheo‏ @awesometheo Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @coryryanMD @DWall52

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      3. Cory Williamson‏ @coryryanMD Apr 13
        Replying to @awesometheo @TheOnion @DWall52

        That’s messed up lol. He was a good teammate.

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      4. Davis Wallace‏ @DWall52 Apr 13
        Replying to @coryryanMD @awesometheo @TheOnion

        He can throw up the X on I-95

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      5. awesometheo‏ @awesometheo Apr 13
        Replying to @DWall52 @coryryanMD @TheOnion

        Sheesh 😬

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      6. Davis Wallace‏ @DWall52 Apr 13
        Replying to @awesometheo @coryryanMD @TheOnion

        Was gonna text you but couldn't think of anything snarky

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      1. NYC Tile Wiz‏ @NycWiz Apr 13
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        It’s a passionate cancer, we all need a little of it.

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      2. Nathanael Petit‏ @nathanaeljpetit Apr 13
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        @dylandoceti

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      3. nope‏ @dylandoceti Apr 13
        Replying to @nathanaeljpetit @TheOnion

        Lol this is great

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      2. Jared‏ @brauerjared11 Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JoshSkundberg

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      1. Clubhorn‏ @ClubHorn3 Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @jelynchjr

        Guess the Giants are out then

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      1. Joe Cappuccio‏ @WingsWithJoe Apr 13
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      1. tay‏ @processtay Apr 13
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        @Zaachlynch @dantheman1124 @ezmoneysniper26 @Kwabz9 😂😂😂😂

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      2. Nate‏ @njohn156 Apr 13
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        @IKevans2 Just when I think to myself they can't top an article.

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      4. Nate‏ @njohn156 Apr 13
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        Lol breathtaking.

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