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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 13

    Study Finds Link Between Being Struck By Cream Pie, Diminished Social Standing https://trib.al/bNCD8YD pic.twitter.com/kOKsmeGjFR

    5:42 AM - 13 Apr 2018
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    • Brian Thompson ~Rashmi.Rane. Zeynep Dogan#GTTO FIKREMARIAM ADANE88 Laura Mulcahy smnahiduzzaman Kylo Jen Pragyan Yadav jaminperez
    43 replies 305 retweets 2,224 likes
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      2. JRLinville‏ @Flip_Propspin Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Social Sciences, the only kind of science with true value. And they have pie!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Tony Redunzo‏ @RedunzoTony Apr 13
        Replying to @Flip_Propspin @TheOnion

        Says the guy using technology invented by a .... sociologist? #PhysicsRules

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. JRLinville‏ @Flip_Propspin Apr 13
        Replying to @RedunzoTony @TheOnion

        Yes, but I'm in the humanities. And they had pie. That's all mathy, like "pi" but with an e at the end telling you it's ok it eat. Oh yeah, I'm ejicated!pic.twitter.com/w28EhnLwMJ

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Doug Reid‏ @pixelbus Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This happened to my brother @mikeyreidsc but with a chocolate pie instead and it had the opposite effect. Instant popularity and world-wide recognition. But you all obviously knew that already. #everyoneknowsthat

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. mikey reid‏ @mikeyreidsc Apr 13
        Replying to @pixelbus @TheOnion

        That was either the start of my downfall or the moment that began my rise to stardom... pick one for any given day

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. seona 💫‏ @spookyseona Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/HrKUbRUAkh

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      1. Post-Walsh Flop Takes‏ @JoeWalshHotTake Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        poll is bullshit - only interviewed wealthy old dowagers

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      1. Mr. Tweeterson‏ @Dustintweetrson Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hate that I laughed at this

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      1. Greg Perry‏ @RightNerve Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's just Good Science.

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      2. Carson Wentz 2.0‏ @Wentz_daGoat Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        idk, my girl loves those

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      1. Brent Graves‏ @BrentGraves79 Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What link? Cream pie is awesome

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      1. Muhammad Hassim‏ @MuhammadHassim6 Apr 14
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        Correlation does not mean causation!

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      2. Noordie‏ @WANDERS98 Apr 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why did @elonmusk like this?

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      2. Suffyanah‏ @suffyanah94 Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CassandraDuchan i saw this and now the only thing i want to eat in this world is a pie that looks just like this

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      2. Yorgos‏ @YorgosHelios Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Correlation is not causation. If somebody is struck with a cream pie then chances are that person had diminished his and her social standing by something that they did, instigating the pie in the face.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Bruce Engkjer‏ @fargosteelman Apr 25
        Replying to @YorgosHelios @GeorgeHelios @TheOnion

        Or it was done on purpose, in order to assure the outcome, being a pie in the face !!!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Yorgos‏ @YorgosHelios Apr 25
        Replying to @fargosteelman @TheOnion

        Whatever the case may be, I think we can all agree that it is a tragedy to see good pies wasted like this.

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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