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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 12

    Trump Boys Announce They Will Not Hesitate To Egg Russia If Provoked https://trib.al/aQzGOlI pic.twitter.com/5CrrZwkwZd

    10:11 AM - 12 Apr 2018
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    Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr.
    42 replies 797 retweets 4,284 likes
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      2. CypresHeadRanch‏ @CypresHeadRanch Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Great. They are eggscalating an already scrambled situation. But got to admit they are 2 tough hombres.

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Jester D‏ @JustMeTurtle Apr 12
        Replying to @CypresHeadRanch @TheOnion and

        They poached the Oval Office and are easily in over their heads.

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Elaine‏ @rosalita2740 Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        “At press time, White House sources confirmed the brothers were soaked with their own urine after attempting to simultaneously piss into the same water balloon.” Bwahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣

        0 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
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      2. Jimmy‏ @Vote_Nov_6 Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        god damn. I can hear Eric yelling, "HEY RUSSIA, YOKE'S ON YOU!!"

        1 reply 1 retweet 40 likes
      3. The Unaboomer‏ @Dude_Bro64 Apr 12
        Replying to @JTrain_TootToot @TheOnion and

        *Yolk's*

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jimmy‏ @Vote_Nov_6 Apr 12
        Replying to @Dude_Bro64 @TheOnion and

        Yes, granted, okay, but hear me out on this one. Joke + yolk = yoke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. The Unaboomer‏ @Dude_Bro64 Apr 12
        Replying to @Vote_Nov_6 @TheOnion and

        Nah dood even THE ZUCC wouldn't steal that one.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Pixel‏ @PixelIntrovert Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        A weapon to surpass metal gear.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Isa Garcia 🇺🇸  🇩🇴‏ @lee4life06 Apr 12
        Replying to @PixelIntrovert @TheOnion and

        Metal Gear Solid: Egg eater

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Jo.da.man‏ @adime4uthought Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        pic.twitter.com/5zdMNpPa4S

        Dr. Evil
        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1.  🏕 💻 📲‏ @ctdonath Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @SoylentSage and

        pic.twitter.com/ebLBpTx31t

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      1. csd‏ @csd Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        And then run to Africa where they can shoot confined elephants.

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Wait till Putin steps on the burning bag of dog shit...

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      1. V‏ @VillagePanda777 Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Give them a bucket of rocks and a souvenir kids bat...

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      1. PEDRO CHAO 晁‏ @PedroDavid_CHAO Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        castor and pollux 🐳

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      1. Jerry Lambert‏ @vegaslamb Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Trump Boys are every 1980s movie villain. Their dad owns the country club that’s going to build a golf course on top of The Goonies houses. They’re the ski douches who battle the townies to win the big trophy and the heart of the prettiest girl. They are Cobra Kai.

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