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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 12

    Cellmate Tired Of Suge Knight’s Constant Stories Of ’90s Rap Beefs https://trib.al/oYWiGAW pic.twitter.com/J8RFr0OFhp

    9:46 AM - 12 Apr 2018
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    • Zumalebo 🐉KUAN YEW WEST LEMON AYANDA Brandon Miller Seek Shanties Ruga Ahk Swaleha Kassim Spookily Grumpy
    31 replies 561 retweets 2,153 likes
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      2. Lawrence Evans‏ @ChiswickFlow Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is he talking to Michael McDonald?

        4 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Apr 12
        Replying to @ChiswickFlow @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/wDSFmlSBMo

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      1. John Sitkiewicz‏ @Jrock41S Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @downi94 If you already haven't, check out the "Death Row Chronicles" on BET. It's about 7 episodes in documentary-style fashion, where they also interview Suge Knight from jail. Well done. Interesting. Learned a lot.

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      2. CARBI BEY  🌬‏ @Yonwa_ba Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have one question, Who killed Pac?

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      3. BOOTYBOIPLXY. 🦅‏ @bootyboiplay Apr 12
        Replying to @Yonwa_ba @TheOnion

        Orlando Anderson , the guy PAC and Suge fucked up at the AGM - [APPARENTLY , I DONT KNOW SHIT , I AINT SNITCHING , I SAW ON DEATH ROW CHRONICLES]

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. CARBI BEY  🌬‏ @Yonwa_ba Apr 12
        Replying to @bootyboiplay @TheOnion

        😂😂😂 okay!

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      2. Vusimuzi Mudau‏ @Mister_Mudau Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wouldn't mind sharing a cell with Suge Knight for 10 years... Too many questions.pic.twitter.com/UmQut9uIU7

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      3. ...Sang Froid...‏ @Jabzek2 Apr 13
        Replying to @Mister_Mudau @TheOnion

        You sure? Dude could probably shank you before he answers any of your questions.

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      1. ‎ً‏ @DAMNSBU Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/dRD7l2xwuM

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And when I get out I'm gonna break my thirty three lawyers in two, lol

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      1.  🔆 ᖴᗩIᔕᗩᒪIᔕᗰ  🔆‏ @Str8Slj Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s when your cellmate is an old fan of the 70’s I guess.. 😁..

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      1.  👑Black iink Photography  👑‏ @Black_iink Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂 all those Crimes he did are Haunting him , He prolly going Crazy

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      1. Donald Jackson‏ @Anakin_Jackson Apr 12
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        Lol!! Good ol Onion XD

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      1. Kandis!‏ @Can_Coul Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah but what’s he gonna do?

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      1. K Hova‏ @Keorapetse_26 Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would wanna be in that cell with Suge for a week for the stories then bounce..

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      1. max358‏ @max358 Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can see that. I mean really. "but, as long as you & I don't have beef Suge." as a habitual criminal, that guy probably never wanted parole more in his life.

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