That's not even funny.
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Satire isn't always funny
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I laughed because it was plausible. Then I felt guilty for doing so, because it was plausible.
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Thank you sir
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god this is so dark and so awful and so right down the middle of the lane toward the pins.
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It's perfect. It doesn't mention race, because it doesn't need to. Perfect.
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We'd like to issue a correction to this story. Turns out the man wasn't armed; he was one-armed. We regret the error. The police? Not so much.
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narrator: she didn't know the article was satire
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even if you know it's satire, it's still pretty fucking depressing though
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“Police plesently surprised man they killed wasn’t actually armed.”
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At least he was armed by the time other people arrived. Close enough.
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Godamn, onion.
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I was about to go off! Then, I realized it was
@TheOnion. THIS. WAS. NOT. SOMETHING. TO. SATIRIZE. THIS
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It’s important as it is funny.
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