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"Yeah how'd you do that? We've been trying for years!"
I'm crying. It's the Onion. But it sounds real (not even sarcastic or ironic anymore).
I know this is supposed to be funny, but...
Convinced them it would get them laid, somehow
"alright you didn't hear this from me, but hypnosis is real. I swear."
the posts from the Onion have been so dadgum funny!
I keep liking and unliking this but only cos the way my phone does a little vvp every time I click the heart thing
Is it just me or does this guy look like a older hitler
Zuck is a criminal who needs to be turned into a poor person, jailed hard labour for 50 year for spying on the world
I miss the times when The Onion was just funny jokey, and not scary serious.
Spot on. But The Onion already knew that.
Please tell them cause the government wants to figure this out@for themselves. Pure envy.
Facebook requires every account to use their real name and confirm it with proof like a birth cirtificate That’s alone is a breech of privacy
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