And once again, TheOnion proves that even though it just makes things up, it's still the most accurate news source in the nation...
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Most accurate headline regarding Congressional hearings ever written
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So he bought the suit and got all dressed up for nothing?
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This isn't satire.
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an onion a day.... thanks guys!
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then whats the point of all this?
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Congress offers thoughts and prayers.
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I am all about
@TheOnion this week
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/984164080989679616 …
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Robots don't feel anxiety
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No one in congress actually understood anything he said.
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too real
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@oneleafsautumn life imitates the onionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Members of Congress proceeded to poke Zuckerberg and send him game app invites.
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Face covered in chocolate says we don’t store your chocolate....
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