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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 11

    Entitled Deadbeat Finally Breaks Out Of 20-Year Cycle Of Government Dependency https://trib.al/AsbJz1M pic.twitter.com/PWicdWLB72

    12:42 PM - 11 Apr 2018
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    • Quarrk 🚀Sollevarsi SOCIAL Towish Choo Choo  ✌︎('ω')✌︎ LordTherizino 🏳️‍🌈Greg🏳️‍🌈 Evil0verLord RitaMatthis dan
    247 replies 10,304 retweets 27,458 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Colorado Fights Back‏ @COFightsBack Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It has to be tough for The Onion to compete with reality these days.

        2 replies 23 retweets 321 likes
      3. Bernie is NEVER Going To Happen.‏ @DazInSydney Apr 11
        Replying to @COFightsBack @TheOnion

        But not impossible.

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
      4. Paul Watson  🇿🇦‏ @paulmwatson Apr 11
        Replying to @DazInSydney @COFightsBack @TheOnion

        They just reported reality. No joke.

        1 reply 3 retweets 80 likes
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      2. Lynn Hoverman‏ @LAHoverman Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Except for the taxpayer funded pension of about $80k annually for the rest of his life...

        5 replies 9 retweets 100 likes
      3. Kron Corp®‏ @bumpychunky Apr 11
        Replying to @LAHoverman @TheOnion

        And free Cadillac health plan for life!

        1 reply 6 retweets 50 likes
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      2. Blue Leader‏ @Resistance_Five Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ETDanxDvse

        2 replies 39 retweets 122 likes
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      2. S. Hattar-all things political‏ @shattar0429 Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man! @SpeakerRyan you could have been an icon in history if you resisted trump, but the title of this onion article is your ugly legacy

        2 replies 0 retweets 45 likes
      3.  🎃 Félix  👻 Ghosttari  🎃‏ @_shyextrovert Apr 11
        Replying to @shattar0429 @TheOnion @SpeakerRyan

        Why the fuck would he ever have resisted Trump? Trump is the physical embodiment of everything the GOP’s ever wanted but been afraid to say in public. Good riddance to Ryan; I hope he gets spit on by everyone he comes across.

        1 reply 5 retweets 48 likes
      4. Daren Slee‏ @dangerasleep Apr 11
        Replying to @_shyextrovert @shattar0429 and

        C'mon cheeseheads throw your beer at him!

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Diane Smith‏ @enaidhtims Apr 11
        Replying to @RNgriel @TheOnion @DavidYankovich

        Hey - I did that too! 💫✨🌟

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Shay of the Dead‏ @shay_rika Apr 11
        Replying to @enaidhtims @RNgriel and

        Let's start a circle. I can bring incense.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Diane Smith‏ @enaidhtims Apr 12
        Replying to @shay_rika @RNgriel and

        I'll try some candle magic and encourage his kids to seek love and truth; the opposite of their father. 💫🕯️

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Christopher Fowler‏ @AT2Fowler Apr 12
        Replying to @enaidhtims @shay_rika and

        I'm in. The more we have the more effective right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6.  🗡️ ✴️ 🧟‍♀️dahrknessss wanderer 😈 👹 🎃‏ @thewargarurumon Apr 12
        Replying to @AT2Fowler @enaidhtims and

        Dear God, the caucasity

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Shay of the Dead‏ @shay_rika Apr 12
        Replying to @thewargarurumon @AT2Fowler and

        Lol

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