It has to be tough for The Onion to compete with reality these days.
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But not impossible.
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They just reported reality. No joke.
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Except for the taxpayer funded pension of about $80k annually for the rest of his life...
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And free Cadillac health plan for life!
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Man!
@SpeakerRyan you could have been an icon in history if you resisted trump, but the title of this onion article is your ugly legacy -
Why the fuck would he ever have resisted Trump? Trump is the physical embodiment of everything the GOP’s ever wanted but been afraid to say in public. Good riddance to Ryan; I hope he gets spit on by everyone he comes across.
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C'mon cheeseheads throw your beer at him!
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Hey - I did that too!



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Let's start a circle. I can bring incense.
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I'll try some candle magic and encourage his kids to seek love and truth; the opposite of their father.


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I'm in. The more we have the more effective right?
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Dear God, the caucasity
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