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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 11

    Mark Zuckerberg Cited For Contempt Of Congress After Refusing To Shut The Fuck Up About How He Started Company In Dorm Room https://trib.al/NoTXyJD pic.twitter.com/h6VF6aJgyD

    9:59 AM - 11 Apr 2018
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      2. Emma (emu-cha g)‏ @emmucciag Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Winklevoss twins:pic.twitter.com/Ji4QzwNh7f

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      3. If Only I Knew Why‏ @C0mpZach Apr 11
        Replying to @emmucciag @TheOnion

        Right now would be the perfect time for the Winklevoss twins to come out with a Facebook rival that promotes privacy over preferred advertisements.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Corin Nemec‏Verified account @imcorinnemec Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He brought his extra cushion from his old dorm room

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      1. Zuckerberg, Human‏ @ZuckHuman Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        IN MY DORM ROOM, FOR REAL

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      1. The Source Whisperer‏ @Tahatan_Ahote Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mark: "One time, at band camp..."...

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      2. Steely Knives‏ @The_RealCheeto Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's hysterical. But seriously, this doesn't look good for net neutrality? Is it? Could the Government step in, (for what they "believe") is good for the people? Take it away under the guise of Public Service.

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      3. Moviegirl‏ @Moviegirl773 Apr 11
        Replying to @The_RealCheeto @TheOnion

        I'm missing the connection to net neutrality here. Explain further.

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      1. luis‏ @1sgmoran Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everyone knows FB's business model: to sell its users information. If you don't want your info sold to highest bidder, close account...

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      1. BansheeBabe‏ @bansheebabe Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's just a sweet, gentle, simple man

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      1. Alfonso Mariano‏ @Mrbitscoins Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @BryceWeiner

        he makes the Winklevie look like nice guys..otherwise I would see them as preppie pricks..i think their love of btc is winning me over..I am starting to like them..but cant stand zberg

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      1.  🌟 Baby A‏ @PokeTheStars Apr 11
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        after he stole the idea from friends

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      1. Ccnn‏ @Ccnn35555922 Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @JohnJHarwood

        Ha nice to see you all are managing to find the funny

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      1. Batman‏ @Batman6798 Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the worst part is how likely that could actually have happened

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      1. Put up Your Kwanza Decorations‏ @THESTATICYT Apr 11
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        He can’t help how he was programmed.

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      1. Marky D‏ @captmarkyd Apr 11
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        Apple started in a garage and refused FBI demands to unlock our phones. #FuckZuck

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      1. BobRadmore‏ @BOBRADMORE Apr 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @imcorinnemec

        I got an email from FB that my information was basically farmed out. It is a disgrace what FB did to their uses. Shame on them and Mr. Zuckerberg for misusing information.

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      1. boomdad135‏ @boomdad1351 Apr 12
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        pic.twitter.com/l0zT4nOx9H

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      1. Will Creech‏ @WillCreech2 Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        for teh memes

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      1. D.Seals‏ @BellaDonaModels Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @laureldavilacpa

        AweSome! "ShutFaceBook" not only did they sale ur personal data info to the red star Many of you have forgotten to participate in a social gathering, event's, birthday parties, friends night out etc... All the things that matter🆘

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      1. Bodkin‏ @TurdSandwedge Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also cited for wearing his F-U flip-flops in congress.

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