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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 10

      Mike Pence Horrified By D.C. Cherry Trees Flagrantly Displaying Reproductive Organs https://trib.al/N1h50YN pic.twitter.com/CDXpR2oLNH

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 10

      .@VP Mike Pence: "Oh, no, this is completely disgusting." https://trib.al/FVIGLFJ pic.twitter.com/aSVg4q0lg4

      5:33 PM - 10 Apr 2018
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      • Caroline Hibbard The Dubya R spit in my mouth Vote BLUE on Nov. 6th! But, Like, in a Spoopy Way! Two Thousand Slay Teen CParks Andrienne Hubbard Jen Fitzgerald
      17 replies 94 retweets 793 likes
        1. Luuuuuucy Batwing‏ @LucyEwingHahaha Apr 10
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP

          "Women and children". PORN IS FOR THE MANS. 🙄

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        1. Deluxe Ultra Tag‏ @Bluedoogs82 Apr 10
          Replying to @TheOnion

          pic.twitter.com/YzQRy8gA4J

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        1. Bev Chiddix‏ @bev_chiddix Apr 22
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP

          @VP YOU ARE RIGHT TO STAND AGAINST PORNOGRAPHY! Americans need to stand together and get these evil ideals out of our schools, I.e. gender identity, homosexual tendencies and anything else that is trying to infiltrate our kids minds!

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        1. Gayle stars‏ @c5d1b2025a3e4f0 Apr 18
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP

          I can't believe this is true,,,but it really is...wtf are they all mind controlled, too weird

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        2. Janice‏ @jjaniselaine Apr 11
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP

          Whatever this “The Onion” is... is the only source with this ignorant display of stupidity. Ridiculous ‘

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        3. Sylv‏ @JR_sylv Apr 11
          Replying to @jjaniselaine @TheOnion @VP

          Well I mean it's a satire site so.

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        1. JacquelinAnnSherrill‏ @JacquelinAnnSh1 Apr 11
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP

          IGNORING OR PARTAKING IN AMERICA'S WHITE SUPREMACY SYSTEMIC INSTITUTIONALIZED INJUSTICES IS THE PROBLEM. WHERE IS YOUR LOVE FOR NON WHITES? U R NOT WORSHIPPING THEMOSTHIGH IF U IGNORE THE DOWNTRODDEN.

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        1. I'll Catch ACAB‏ @aufheben1848 Apr 10
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP

          Don’t let @realDonaldTrump grab the tree by its reproductive organs!

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        1. Richard Gillam‏ @RichardGillam7 Apr 10
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          ..and that makes him the perfect VP for a slimeball like president Spanky Hankypanky...

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        1. Connor Perkins‏ @connor_perkinzz Apr 10
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP

          Tell more zuck jokes, this blows

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        1. Carolyn Matthews‏ @CarolynCarma85 Apr 10
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP

          🙄😂😂

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        1. John Fox‏ @JohnFox92095875 Apr 10
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP

          And it’s no coincidence that the pornographic trees came from foreigners.

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        1. NYCPINGO1‏ @Nycpingo1 Apr 10
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          any opinion on stormy

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        2. Moriah Marshall‏ @gnarlymo Apr 10
          Replying to @TheOnion @VP

          Abs day. Wow.

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        3. Moriah Marshall‏ @gnarlymo Apr 10
          Replying to @gnarlymo @TheOnion @VP

          Even the president was like.....I wanna win.

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