The only reason we give children balloons is in the hope of finding a balloon with enough helium to carry the child away with it. Alas it has never worked yet to my knowledge.
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The Hindenburg had enough helium.
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The Hindenberg was filled with Hydrogen...
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Didn't I mention I had just woken up and smoked a joint before that conversation? Must have forgot. Of course it was filled with Hydrogen. Smacks head. At least now we know what to fill the balloons with to get rid of all those pesky kids though. Thanks man.
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Isn't everything supposed to be gold up there? Also, can we get some coordinates? I'm thinking of travelling soon and the pearly gates seem more interesting than the golden gate bridge. Earth is so overrated.
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Easy there tough! There’s no getting up here the easy way... by travel plans. And trust me, the golden gate is a lot pretty and has fewer assholes. While I’m stuck here though, I’ll take all the balloons y’all are too stupid to hold on to.
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Will you also accept Chinese lanterns? Or are you really into latex?
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I will absolutely accept Chinese lanterns!!!! Though the sound of latex between my fingers really gets me going!
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Jesus you'd fit in nicely in a certain Ft. Lauderdale community for your second coming. And all the subsequent ones...
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Well now he needs 98 more
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You sure that didn't belong to a certain.....clown?pic.twitter.com/17O85YCZb9
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Wheeeeee. :)
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Exactly.
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@upperlevelwinds not if you get it firstThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@reagan_nickl The Onion remains undefeatedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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And the freed Balloon went on to star in the eponymous 1956 film, "The Red Balloon".
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