Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheOnion's profile
The Onion
The Onion
The Onion
Verified account
@TheOnion

Tweets

The OnionVerified account

@TheOnion

America's Finest News Source.

theonion.com
Joined March 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 10

    Mark Zuckerberg To Congress: 'It Was My Mistake, And I'm Sorry' https://trib.al/GhF6UUz  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/fgpI5a03WB

    4:31 PM - 10 Apr 2018
    • 72 Retweets
    • 488 Likes
    • coD_wyRe GR Pierre-Simon Laplace Ben Seeley ♠️ Patrick Star Banditto Mike Bozee onesimus Mark RuffleBags
    11 replies 72 retweets 488 likes
      1. Agit-Pop‏ @agitpopworld Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "MY FAIR ZUCKERBERG GOES TO WASHINGTON." #Zuckerbergtestimonypic.twitter.com/tiHo25uE96

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Amr Samir‏ @avoidaccess Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        By once or twice I mean couple of hundred times.. Is it too late for me to say I'm Sorry!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Jim E. Smiley‏ @jimmiesmiley Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The government was the one benefiting off the data leaks, these mfs all in this shit together

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. T Crumpler‏ @TCrumpler3 Apr 11
        Replying to @jimmiesmiley @TheOnion

        I'm sure Mr. Z made his coin..

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Nurun Nabi‏ @NurunNa46042638 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's good you have accepted the matter as your fault which should have not be the case if you were in Russia. Go & live in you're mother land again providing you're talents you can help Russia to control everything of American people's life from toe to head. Motherland is what

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He promised never to sell private info to a third party trying to elect a retarded orangutan who was colluding with a foreign power ever gain and Wall Street rejoiced and they all lived happily ever after.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. T Crumpler‏ @TCrumpler3 Apr 11
        Replying to @BlindMelon1967 @TheOnion

        Exactly!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. rick‏ @rick_ringer Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What a farce. sorry, he got caught that is all. Put him in jail.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Charles Bonnar‏ @CBrex617 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lolz its bad that what he SHOULD say is on Onion headline.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. SteampunkPagan‏ @SteampunkPaganX Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Talon Homer‏ @Motor_Friend Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sums up my relationship with Amazon.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info