Senator uses all 5 minutes allocated hearing time questioning Mark Zuckerberg to ask him how to change his Facebook relationship status, on his flip phone.pic.twitter.com/bE8Eyeha3B
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Senator uses all 5 minutes allocated hearing time questioning Mark Zuckerberg to ask him how to change his Facebook relationship status, on his flip phone.pic.twitter.com/bE8Eyeha3B
The only reason they comment so much on Facebook is because they keep forgetting they just commented on Facebook.
Fred you must be old because your making me LMAO. Thanks for the old fogie jokes!
I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire? This is accurate.
"Never a truer word said in jest"...
I thought ONLY old people are allowed to use facebook
PLEASE don't make Zuck the new Jesus....
No point of stealing someone's data when they'll be dead in a few years
But think, medicines, funeral homes, coffins, flowers, sympathy cards. There's a long #Facebook tail here. Oodles of selling opportunities
I don't believe that he said that. The Onion is known for saying crap that's not true!
Wait—I can’t tell if you’re serious. The Onion is satire ... but are you?
I can spot bs when I see it!
Old people would like Zuck to shit in his hat and pull it over his ears.
Senator Ted Cruz flips out over "The Facebook" censoring Chick Fil-A. Sadly not satire.
No one believed me! But I was right, dammit!!!! Facebook is evil!!
Aren't these supposed to be satirical?
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