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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 10

    Zuckerberg Wishes Old People Would Stop Commenting On Facebook https://trib.al/CrtNoFi pic.twitter.com/VKZaT4DiUA

    3:29 PM - 10 Apr 2018
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    • Portland Deal Finder Noah Hamon coD_wyRe Lillianthakie #24 Andrew Kelly Keith Cook Sarah Robinson
    36 replies 951 retweets 4,278 likes
      1. Michael Macko‏ @MichaelMacko Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Senator uses all 5 minutes allocated hearing time questioning Mark Zuckerberg to ask him how to change his Facebook relationship status, on his flip phone.pic.twitter.com/bE8Eyeha3B

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      2. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only reason they comment so much on Facebook is because they keep forgetting they just commented on Facebook.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Apr 10
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion

        Fred you must be old because your making me LMAO. Thanks for the old fogie jokes!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Noah‏ @noahmraso Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire? This is accurate.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Future King of Umpapa Mao Mao‏ @Pondering1derer Apr 10
        Replying to @noahmraso @TheOnion

        "Never a truer word said in jest"...

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Norma‏ @norma_demby Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @DemocraticLuntz

        I thought ONLY old people are allowed to use facebook

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      1. RaUL (APOIO O IMPÍTIMA, QUEM QUER QUE GANHE)‏ @RaUL_AMDERLAINE Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/rr46m59f49

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      1. I Dissent‏ @discoresist Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/yoL84ZztEs

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      2. Agit-Pop‏ @agitpopworld Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        AND IN THREE DAYS...pic.twitter.com/MRRn8tH53P

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Reinhold Heil‏ @ReinholdHeil Apr 10
        Replying to @agitpopworld @TheOnion

        PLEASE don't make Zuck the new Jesus....

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Bobby Baccalieri‏ @BobbyBacala201 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No point of stealing someone's data when they'll be dead in a few years

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Michael Bogle‏ @BogleMM Apr 10
        Replying to @BobbyBacala201 @TheOnion

        But think, medicines, funeral homes, coffins, flowers, sympathy cards. There's a long #Facebook tail here. Oodles of selling opportunities

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Bonnie Gatlin‏ @BonnieGatlin2 Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't believe that he said that. The Onion is known for saying crap that's not true!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Tom C. Barros-Wing‏ @tcbarroswing Apr 11
        Replying to @BonnieGatlin2 @TheOnion

        Wait—I can’t tell if you’re serious. The Onion is satire ... but are you?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Bonnie Gatlin‏ @BonnieGatlin2 Apr 17
        Replying to @tcbarroswing @TheOnion

        I can spot bs when I see it!

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      1. The Chronicles of Maintenance Man‏ @ChroniclesOfMM Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Old people would like Zuck to shit in his hat and pull it over his ears.

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      1. Tina Cullison‏ @HeartSmileFarms Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Senator Ted Cruz flips out over "The Facebook" censoring Chick Fil-A. Sadly not satire.

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      1. R. Ge‏ @RGe16 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No one believed me! But I was right, dammit!!!! Facebook is evil!!

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      1.  🎃Spook-EJJTM 🎃‏ @EthanEJJTM Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "SE-SENATOR THAT'S FALSE"pic.twitter.com/vRkd3nZuIj

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      1. Transmission Control 📡‏ @TcpProtocol Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aren't these supposed to be satirical?

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