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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 10

    Blood Drains From Mueller’s Face After Realizing Russia Investigation Might Go All The Way To White House https://trib.al/h96Lxv7 pic.twitter.com/9dTauyNDB7

    12:12 PM - 10 Apr 2018
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      1. Brendan O'Hare‏ @brendohare Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hey mcavoy recognize the union

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      1. schr ⭕️dinger's W ⭕️ ⭕️F 🖖🏼‏ @_greatbike Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mueller is holding the country together, I guess he’s the real president that never was but should of been. @realDonaldTrump fraud

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      1. Jim E. Smiley‏ @jimmiesmiley Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this site was satire?

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      1. H. Zena‏ @jonsv3 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/9Ltnxzq8Ja

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      1. joseph femoyer‏ @JosephUg30 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion breath,After 18 months still no evidence,where is it AH???

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      2. Jacob Wheeler‏ @jwheelie1 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Probably the fakest "news article" I've seen in a while

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Matt Aker‏ @Dat_Matt_12 Apr 11
        Replying to @jwheelie1 @TheOnion

        #AteTheOnion

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      2. Andyjole  🌟 🌟 🌟‏ @Andyjole Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mueller is not trustworthy

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      3. Shutuppaul‏ @KBirew Apr 13
        Replying to @Andyjole @TheOnion

        Shut it bot

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      1. ''paragraph after paragraph''‏ @MikeCSheehy Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Had to make sure this wasn't CNN... part of me wants to laugh about that and another part of me is a bit disappointed.

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      1. proletariat‏ @File__Not_Found Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now we know that when a politician gets help from Russia then gives a bunch of money to his friends and family it takes a long time to stop

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      1. The CIA is full of spooks‏ @MobiusLooped Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Might? Does.

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      1.  👻 😬 🎃‏ @DavidProkopy Apr 10
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        pic.twitter.com/W2gbBDNj4s

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      1. max358‏ @max358 Apr 10
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        you ain’t even kiddin’.

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      1. Michael R Rivers‏ @Mike_Rivers_2kx Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tweet Tweet! Indeed it does...indeed it does...

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      1. Bren B RN‏ @BrendaBarnhors1 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Heeheehee.

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      2. 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉‏ @0_Sacchidanand Apr 10
        Replying to @abdulwasim640 @TheOnion

        Relevance : #Covfefe

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