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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 10

    John Bolton Arrives In Office Excited To See So Many Familiar Wars https://trib.al/1cwBE8k pic.twitter.com/60LWPEP5Er

    11:08 AM - 10 Apr 2018
    • 1,854 Retweets
    • 5,496 Likes
    • Jeff Regina Maer Holly Herda Joshua Bolitho T.Aubrey Anominous Covfefe Emergy 🌊FBR🌊Resist❄ Paula Deist Angela Bardoe Butch Crassidy
    68 replies 1,854 retweets 5,496 likes
      1. Long Beach Progressive‏ @ProgressiveLB Apr 10
        Replying to @barbfeldon1 @TheOnion @SenseOf_OUTRAGE

        WE CAN’T LET THEM PUSH US TO WAR. **NO WAR**!!! 😩😡😡😡

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      1. EvMclovin‏ @EvMclovin Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The smile on his face says "Haha, when the nukes are launched, I'll scurry away like the rat that I am, and hide safely in my well stocked fortified unground bunker, while you peasants die a firey death"

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      1. 4edges‏ @4edges Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I like this one:https://politics.theonion.com/mike-pence-horrified-by-d-c-cherry-trees-flagrantly-di-1825148124 …

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      1. Walter Devereux‏ @Cpt_Devereux Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is supposed to be satire, not actual news.

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      2. Mr. Doctor‏ @max_jeebus217 Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/rFkaQPLsib

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Gasseous Clay‏ @SupremeDickhead Apr 11
        Replying to @max_jeebus217 @TheOnion

        “Crambo!”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Mr. Doctor‏ @max_jeebus217 Apr 11
        Replying to @SupremeDickhead @TheOnion

        Love that guy. The mouse that is, screw Bolton.

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. spider 🕷️web 🕸️ rant  🌊‏ @web_rant Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bolton's so excited.pic.twitter.com/tCBQTMMBI4

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
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      1. Okey Onyejekwe‏ @oonyejek Apr 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bolton has never seen or met a war he does not love- a war monger like his boss. They are armchair "warriors" who cannot tell the difference between Hollywood and real life war and mayhem. Cowards!!!

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      1. America...you're in danger, girl - VOTE NOV 6TH!‏ @OverUnderClover Apr 10
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        Bolton's first day on the jobpic.twitter.com/OdMHyVINxg

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      1. Seasonal Halloween Enthusiast 🎃‏ @ItsAllToast Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Classic Americana hahapic.twitter.com/KWnR7H92o0

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      1. Mass Critic‏ @Mass_Critic Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not even funny the reality is sticking to the onion these days

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      1. No Major Dude‏ @nomajor_7 Apr 11
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        #JohnBolton would not care too hoots about the thousands of troops and civilians who will die, families who will suffer, mothers who will grieve. He will be far away behind a desk in the WH. The casualties are expendable to achieve his goalpic.twitter.com/tMnLDpvtC1

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      1. ∞ 7 ∞‏ @victorykn Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ∞ 7 ∞ Retweeted John Bolton

        https://twitter.com/ambjohnbolton/status/870317273579495425 …

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        John BoltonVerified account @AmbJohnBolton
        #TBT to Monday when I was in Israel to receive the "Guardian of Zion" award from @BarIlanU's Ingeborg Rennert Center for Jerusalem Studies. pic.twitter.com/9uWowxEdt5
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