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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 10

    Facebook Employees Explain Daily Struggle Of Trying To Care About Company's Unethical Practices When Gig So Cushypic.twitter.com/q9fT4ZTxW9

    10:06 AM - 10 Apr 2018
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    26 replies 608 retweets 1,796 likes
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      2. Kanye Westinghouse‏ @TruckChudmore Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol a black facebook employee 🤣👌

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Will‏ @CentralFLBoy Apr 10
        Replying to @TruckChudmore @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/0ZjRScUEIx

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Kanye Westinghouse‏ @TruckChudmore Apr 10
        Replying to @CentralFLBoy @TheOnion

        Facebook has like 3 black engineers.

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Kim Gits‏ @kimgits1 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @matthewstoller

        Can you PLEASE do one of these where the Congress pretends to question Facebook over data problems when in fact both sides want to keep using the data for their own purposes

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      1. Tokyo Outsider  🌏‏ @tokyo_0 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real. Good work.

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      1. cathy‏ @cathyxOR Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Congress people have this same problem.

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      2. ZyrechA‏ @ZyrechA Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol... none of the (actors?) believe anything of what they are saying... read their bodylanguage... (or maybe its supposed to be fake and i'm just stupid?)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Malakaï_‏ @Digitalfreakk Apr 10
        Replying to @ZyrechA @TheOnion

        It's supposed to be fake, obviously

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Stable Dentist‏ @mokojumbee Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i love you guys

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      1. JoAnn Kennedy‏ @JoAnnKennedyCAN Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @ddayen

        probably took a page out of the Banksters employee handbook

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      1. 𝐉𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐢‏ @jxj7 Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have a hard time believing these are actual employees. They appear to be bad actors. Not authentic. I call bullshit

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      1. Joseph Santos‏ @josephsantos Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is so full of crap. crocodile tears. cry me a river.

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      2. Renan Caixeiro‏ @renancaixeiro Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @dhh

        @crisdias

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      3. crisdias‏ @crisdias Apr 11
        Replying to @renancaixeiro @TheOnion @dhh

        pic.twitter.com/oIW2HWWVt6

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      1. Fasika Addis‏ @addis_fasika Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real lol

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      1. Jared  🏇 🏈 ⚽ 🎱 🎣 🏀 ⚾ 🏌‏ @JaredDWood74 Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        $ talks. B.S. runs marathons

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      1. Captain America's shieldmaiden‏ @jeditigger Apr 10
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        pic.twitter.com/k9DQ9WeTwy

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      1. Mike ZooLoo‏ @MikeZooLoo Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The funny part is all the people bitching about #facebook but so weak in conviction to #DeleteFacebook Kinda mirrors everything in this shallow life.

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