Seriously, that's what I'd call a good day. I'm heading to the local playground.
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stop please
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A game of tag makes the slide much more exhilarating. Escape being tagged by diving down it. See if you make it down the intended method.
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Personally tested Methods for stopping include face, gravity, contortion, learning to fly when force exceeds height of slide side. Enjoy
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You guys must hate Trump. All the good material taken.
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Oh please. Just let him climb up the slide at least once!
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35!!?!! What a legend!
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I’m quitting my job and coming to work for the Onion since it’s the only thing that gives me joy. Office 205 is fine. Just let Denise in HR know I report Monday.
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r/atetheonion
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