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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 9

    Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://trib.al/cBCLIIx pic.twitter.com/Kqlk1ArwXY

    5:45 PM - 9 Apr 2018
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      1. New conversation
      2. Alan Horsnell‏ @papa_aint_salty Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey @matthorsnell, The Onion wrote an article about you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Matthew Horsnell‏ @matthorsnell Apr 9
        Replying to @papa_aint_salty @TheOnion

        That's not my picture. They could have at least used my picture.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. Alan Horsnell‏ @papa_aint_salty Apr 9
        Replying to @matthorsnell @TheOnion

        You would be carrying more chairs.

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      5. Matthew Horsnell‏ @matthorsnell Apr 9
        Replying to @papa_aint_salty @TheOnion

        I didn't want to sound braggadocios but I was thinking the same thing. His form looks good, but he needs to look more effortless.

        0 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
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      2. Jake‏ @JakeInMotown Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Growing up Mormon this was every damn Sunday

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. Nicolas Brown‏ @techniciannick Apr 9
        Replying to @JakeInMotown @TheOnion

        Still Mormon... nothing's changed.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. dog‏ @galapagados Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I smelled that gym when I saw this picture

        3 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      3. MJ‏ @M2daJones Apr 9
        Replying to @galapagados @TheOnion

        That's kinda odd

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Rob Brimacombe‏ @fmdof Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'd be lying if I said I have never done that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 54 likes
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      1. Bill‏ @BillJitsu Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also applies to plastic grocery bags.

        0 replies 0 retweets 43 likes
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      1. Alice Vaughn‏ @RationalBlonde Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is how you pick up Christian women in youth group #jesuswouldapprove

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      2. Marjorie Diehl‏ @merrydevo Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheZambon

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      3. Vincent Zambon‏ @TheZambon Apr 9
        Replying to @merrydevo @devodupuy @TheOnion

        Oh man. I wonder if he wants a job?

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Sam Peterson, Esq.‏ @shpeterson Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #mormon

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      2. Joel‏ @ilike2swimnakd2 Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not all heroes wear capes

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. TheRealBBC‏ @The_RealBBC Apr 9
        Replying to @ilike2swimnakd2 @TheOnion

        I don't think many heroes could carry as many chairs as this guy either

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. allan mcelroy‏ @almac64 Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I will risk losing fingers before I make 2 trips

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      1. Russell Jackson‏ @rustyjacksonpro Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #stakeconference hahahah

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      2. Meredith Begley‏Verified account @MeredithEngel Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TechAnimator how did they get your face here

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Brain Venisky‏ @TechAnimator Apr 9
        Replying to @MeredithEngel @TheOnion

        You found doppelgänger number 2!pic.twitter.com/Qkiq7iitVD

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Meredith Begley‏Verified account @MeredithEngel Apr 10
        Replying to @TechAnimator @TheOnion

        Creepy af

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation

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