Hey @matthorsnell, The Onion wrote an article about you.
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That's not my picture. They could have at least used my picture.
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You would be carrying more chairs.
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I didn't want to sound braggadocios but I was thinking the same thing. His form looks good, but he needs to look more effortless.
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Growing up Mormon this was every damn Sunday
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Still Mormon... nothing's changed.
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I smelled that gym when I saw this picture
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That's kinda odd
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I'd be lying if I said I have never done that.
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Also applies to plastic grocery bags.
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This is how you pick up Christian women in youth group
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Oh man. I wonder if he wants a job?
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Not all heroes wear capes
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I don't think many heroes could carry as many chairs as this guy either
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I will risk losing fingers before I make 2 trips
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@TechAnimator how did they get your face here -
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