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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 9

    Report: Mom's Work Friend Has No One https://trib.al/Xdidv06 pic.twitter.com/fY6N6md8zy

    5:08 PM - 9 Apr 2018
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    • Carn Josh M. LaHELL!!! cHamp sophy ziss bojangles Maggie Nathan stud whisperer onesimus Kealeagh Brewer
    15 replies 85 retweets 906 likes
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      2. Moriah Marshall‏ @gnarlymo Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mom should just twerk

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      3. Moriah Marshall‏ @gnarlymo Apr 9
        Replying to @gnarlymo @TheOnion

        Duplicate.....huh?

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      1. sol‏ @solstclair Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is sad

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      1. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She doesn't have a stylist that's painfully obvious

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      1. Moriah Marshall‏ @gnarlymo Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I regret that joke already.....

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      1. hambone‏ @HamboneMH Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @pattymo

        I knew this woman and she ended up marrying a member of a shitty eighties hair metal band from Europe so he could get a green card

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      1. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter Apr 9
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        just sent her a The Cure _Disintegration_ (1989) cassette. She'll be fine.

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      2. Bobby Baccalieri‏ @BobbyBacala201 Apr 9
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      1. proletariat‏ @File__Not_Found Apr 9
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      1. Melissa Metropolis‏ @Miggitymelly Apr 9
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        Just invite over the lonely coworker. I'm going to be looking out for this woman.

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      1. Jo Jo‏ @halcyon1234567 Apr 9
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        I fail to see the humor.

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      1. Vigilius‏ @kierkegaardpwns Apr 9
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        Where is the funny part...?

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      2. o k‏ @WordSaladeater Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She used to but the Israelis killed all of them. I saw it on my birthright trip.

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      4. o k‏ @WordSaladeater Apr 9
        Replying to @realbruceharker @TheOnion

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        https://twitter.com/halalcoholism/status/982850972165664768?s=21 …

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        Christoph @Halalcoholism
        REGRESSIVE LEFT: “describes a section of the political Left who are accused of paradoxically holding reactionary views by their tolerance of illiberal principles & ideologies, particularly tolerance of Islamism, for the sake of multiculturalism & cultural relativism.” pic.twitter.com/q9psPzbNyt
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      1. Susan metal. ( stage name )‏ @Susanmetal1 Apr 9
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        I'd be your friend..i haven't funds for a styist either .I relate

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      1. Ferret S Pumpkins‏ @RidiculousBS Apr 9
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        Then mom should date her

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      1. Satoshi Revolution‏ @CATA_coin Apr 9
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