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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 9

    College Equestrian Clearly Coming To Class Straight From Practice https://trib.al/HgvxALy pic.twitter.com/H3iArIieoL

    3:10 PM - 9 Apr 2018
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    26 replies 516 retweets 2,492 likes
      1. Michael Glass‏ @RantiveMike Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We told you kids, no horsing around in class!

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      1. Mangobyte‏ @asigmaenigma Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @DeGreatA

        Why’s the kid in the right all shifted down an inch through his MacBook?

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      2. Alex Diaz‏ @chefboyardiaz Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @retroshorts21

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      3. Melissa Boorette  👻‏ @retroshorts21 Apr 9
        Replying to @chefboyardiaz @TheOnion

        God dammit

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      1. Spook Wink-hell ⁉️(Hairy Anthony Israel)‏ @blockwonkel Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/n5k29LcSfC

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      1. 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔯‏ @taroontino Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bbhad96 @SusanB1311 @Carter_Boyle @BuckeyeBoyle 😂

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      1. Lucas‏ @StrozinskyLucas Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that how long most horse necks are?

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Student always the neigh sayer in class.

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      1. .🅁yan͎  🎚 🖱‏ @RyanTakesNaps Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Take a shower bruh

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      1. Robert Turner‏ @RRobovski Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        College Equestrian really tired of the long face jokes.

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      1. julia‏ @echophenomena Apr 9
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        "Sorry, guys, I'm all in a lather."

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      1. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans Apr 9
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        The horse and the black guy next to him have the same sized penis

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      2. MemesForHorsePeople‏ @M_F_H_P_onFB Apr 9
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        @AMB_eventing

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      3. AMB Eventing‏ @AMB_eventing Apr 10
        Replying to @M_F_H_P_onFB @TheOnion

        An actual photo of me on campus

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      2. allyn‏ @allynscherr Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @snarkula I like to imagine this is you sitting in class right now

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      2. o.o‏ @LanoomAES Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        leave them be, they're trying to get a degree ok?

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      1. heypoisonivy‏ @Glowingivy_ Apr 9
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        NEKDNEF ME WHEN IM IN COLLEGE

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      1. D‏ @D30940459 Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He has some neck on him

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