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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 9

    Oat Farmer Seriously Thinking About Getting Into Barley https://trib.al/QjPjnMw pic.twitter.com/iZvXDAyHxI

    10:11 AM - 9 Apr 2018
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    23 replies 168 retweets 1,211 likes
      1. Mr. Profesee‏ @BlaineToner Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A proper crop rotation is Essential for soil health and disease prevention

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      1. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't believe he is seriously considering change myself. He's just feeling his oats.

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      1. Nate Bellon‏ @bassplayinfool Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He really should be rotating both.

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      1. Antonio OrtegOUNCE‏ @HaroldLauder4 Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hes being too rash, needs to fuckin slow his row. Barley? C'mon now, start a little easier, my dude. Smh

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      1. patrick dillard‏ @pcdillard Apr 9
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        “🍻”

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      1. McLeclerc‏ @MclercL Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like @iAmTheWarax is diversifying

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      1. luis‏ @1sgmoran Apr 9
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        The Onion, where fake news meet the Orange Fat Man's alternative reality...

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      1. ℭ𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔬𝔰 𝔄𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬 ℜ𝔬𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔲𝔢𝔷‏ @solracodnamra98 Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In these times? Brave

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      1. Matt E. Gottfried‏ @mattgo90 Apr 9
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        I’m scared.

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      1. Alana Edwidge Swartz‏ @FubunkiPunkchat Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At press time, a hyperventilating Gannon was considering perhaps playing it safe with soybeans until things settle down.

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      1. William Geist‏ @19Geist Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even the humble oat farmer, while high in moral fiber, can get tired of hall n oats.

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      1. Drew Coffin‏ @DrewAndABass Apr 9
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        And these three men made a solemn oath, John Barleycorn must die.

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      1. Danny Chalmers‏ @DrChalmers64 Apr 9
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        A lot of people are say’n the cows are partial to the new taste of Barley straw for their dinner

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      1. Charlotte Rowe‏ @SantaFeChar Apr 9
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        NOOOoooooo!!! Love me my oatmeal!!

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      1. Marilyn Yvonne (King) Nowak‏ @mernino2k2 Apr 9
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        pic.twitter.com/qdloZKrNK2

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      1. Wharton Watts‏ @dublet Apr 9
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        Is he a cereal offender?

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      1. LIBERTY‏ @LIBERTY66180098 Apr 9
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        Chinese Tariffs on Barley going up 99 % - try growing Chicken McNuggets

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      1.  🌲money money man‏ @HOTWHEELMAN1994 Apr 9
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        do it

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