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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 8

    Motorcyclist Salvaged For Parts https://trib.al/ne3oepU pic.twitter.com/ELqU2thyLv

    8:09 PM - 8 Apr 2018
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    42 replies 173 retweets 1,364 likes
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      2. P. Joseph Cherubino‏ @PJ_Cherubino Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        On behalf of all motorcyclists:pic.twitter.com/EdwuHWpcIu

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. lemons‏ @SiO2moyer Apr 8
        Replying to @PJ_Cherubino @TheOnion

        ...you're triggered by an Onion article? Really?

        2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      4. Joshua Wahhab‏ @All_Black21 Apr 8
        Replying to @SiO2moyer @PJ_Cherubino @TheOnion

        Well it’s making fun of him lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Jillips‏ @Jillips_Ent Apr 8
        Replying to @All_Black21 @SiO2moyer and

        If you're offended by an Onion article, you're the target audience.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1.  ➡ negative bank account balance‏ @napsandcats Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/dbYYes0Xu5

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      1. Anthony  🦁‏ @adarynv Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love the ones that make me think ‘yikes i shouldnt like this’

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      2. Mondorotondo‏ @TheHornyPony Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The earth shifted slightly off its access as a billion mothers nodded in agreement.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Mondorotondo‏ @TheHornyPony Apr 8
        Replying to @TheHornyPony @TheOnion

        Axis. (Sorry)

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only dead body I've ever seen was a pair of boots sticking out from under a yellow tarp. A motorcyclist had crashed into a barrier. Stay safe out there.

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      2. Jay‏ @88mph88 Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who knew that motorcyclists were so fragile? Take a joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. T.Zondi‏ @EzeeT Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some of you motorcyclists need to remember what account this is, also... get a sense of humor.

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      1. (((Daniel Timm)))‏ @dtimm53217 Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You’re going to end up taking this down because it’s offensive. You’re better then this.

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      1. Aliza Tweets‏ @alizatw Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There is an old joke: Q: what do doctors call people who ride motorcycles without helmets? A: organ donors

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      1. metal guru‏ @nicoleeey95 Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @emmacreegan I’m crying

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      1. Will Smith‏ @Sarcasticlegend Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I watched it twice...but it doesn't look like it saved his life.

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