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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 8

    Badass Churchgoer Doesn’t Even Have To Look At Hymnal https://trib.al/WS53BvR pic.twitter.com/IS4kF6vBsL

    12:34 PM - 8 Apr 2018
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      1. codeine flavored fiji water‏ @peteydiamonds Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that Biden

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      2. Jim Hassinger‏ @Swift818 Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's got it memorized, or does he just freestyle?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Lou I Think‏ @LouIThink Apr 8
        Replying to @Swift818 @TheOnion

        Real OGs do it freestyle

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      1. Count Tiefenbac-ula‏ @bach_tigh Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh sure, maybe he can do the first verse. Maybe even the second and third. But does he know the ones in tiny print below the music? Now that's badass.

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      1. Greg The Bear‏ @BearNamedGreg Apr 8
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        He IS the hymnal.

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      1. Make Sinnoh Great Again‏ @nayroftownsvill Apr 8
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        You arent the babylon bee

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      1. danglezbenderz‏ @CrescentEagle Apr 8
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        Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne.

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      1. Nick Bushkar‏ @NickBushkar Apr 8
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        Biden knows em all...

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      1. Jackson McGrath‏ @Jackson_McGrath Apr 8
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        @danceemau5 this is papa

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      1. B‏ @Bryan_Infiniti Apr 8
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        @EmceeGoCry

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      1. Paul McCallister‏ @pdmccallister Apr 8
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        @austincollins

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      1. ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)‏ @BrendanTIMMELL Apr 8
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        @HockeyBerry Grandma?

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      1. Gabe Rucker‏ @GabeRucker Apr 8
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        @AJNelsonSeattle

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      1. Welhaven‏ @Welhaven1 Apr 8
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        #blessed

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      1. Captain Craptastic‏ @captncraptastic Apr 8
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        I can recite Bohemian Rhapsody by heart

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      2. Kyle but Spooky‏ @kylemohr Apr 8
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        @Blatherine

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      2. Penny Chenoweth‏ @pencheno Apr 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Note to @TheOnion: I’ve never heard talk like that article in any church & nobody uses hymnals anymore. Other than that...

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      3. Cari-Okie‏ @cari_koski Apr 8
        Replying to @pencheno @TheOnion

        Hey! I’m a Chenoweth. My moms maiden name. So. Hi. Um. K bye.

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      4. Penny Chenoweth‏ @pencheno Apr 15
        Replying to @cari_koski @TheOnion

        Cool! Check out http://chenowethsite.com . There’s a big national family gathering in Wisconsin over 4th of July. I went 2 years ago, knew no one, learned much. Going again this year. We’re cousins!

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      5. Cari-Okie‏ @cari_koski Apr 15
        Replying to @pencheno @TheOnion

        I had heard about one in Oregon. I’ll have to check this one out! I’ve never been.

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