I truly believe The Onion is data mining my own weird brain for this super relevant post and I’m here for it
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He will, however, become very familiar with the liquor store owner & the drive-thru Taco Bell employees.
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People really do think that if you live in the city that means you go out all the time
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Oh shit this guy lives in South Boston now
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Is that Dane Cook how is that not Dane Cook
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@geraghd you and the barbers incident -
Haha. Although that was for slightly different reasons than being a practical hermit.
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me before deleting GTAV forever
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