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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 7

    Passengers Praying Uber Just A Hobby For Elderly Driver https://trib.al/0pU0xWs pic.twitter.com/JQxSyI4SJ7

    7:53 AM - 7 Apr 2018
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      2. hiebs  🇨🇦‏ @SenorHiebs Apr 7
        Replying to @cmac324 @TheOnion

        You must be fun at partiespic.twitter.com/dmiMbxaVU0

        1 reply 0 retweets 33 likes
      3. Roma Khudoleyev‏ @MrRoma17 Apr 7
        Replying to @SenorHiebs @cmac324 @TheOnion

        Yeah all right mate. we'll see if you're singing a different tune 60 years down the road

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. hiebs  🇨🇦‏ @SenorHiebs Apr 7
        Replying to @MrRoma17 @cmac324 @TheOnion

        I have no desire to live to be 90 years old. Thanks for your concern though

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Delaio‏ @Ceasoning Apr 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy fuck too many morons are reading this as "haha old people can't drive" and not it's obviously intended "old people shouldn't have to work menial jobs to survive"

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Clayton Woullard‏ @claythescribe Apr 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love how after all these years some still don't know The Onion is satire SMH

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      1. Christine Valiquette‏ @CMVCat Apr 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Geez! This made me cry. A "ride share" driver strike could shut cities down, and effect every industry. Maybe @WorkingAmerica and @OurRevolution and @DSA could organize something. With WI's strong union history, @IronStache would make a great front man.

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      1. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter Apr 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Keep voting GOP and this is your future 80 yr old self, too, kids!

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      2. Michelle Marie  🎃 👻 💀‏ @marie48021 Apr 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm a mom/chauffeur. MUber.pic.twitter.com/Cq5uKLoIbJ

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Steve Simpson‏ @ssimpson_steve Apr 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Al Franken is really missing DC

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      1. What’s your damage, Heather?‏ @LLCoJay Apr 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        omg

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      1. Frightening Dan‏ @LightningFast11 Apr 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the onion is on a fucking roll

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      1. Shirley Fessel‏ @fessup2 Apr 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Elderly drivers share the same view as drunk passengers puke in their car

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Apr 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think I'm going to have a heart attack let's hit the freeway, lol

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      1. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac Apr 7
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        Pro tip: if you wouldn't want to do it, nobody else would, either.

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