I don't need this tonight, The Onion.
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But the toilet does.
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That toilet has more self respect than Handler!
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and is actually more attractive
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You got that right, Brunos .
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@warkkkk I’m replacing your tombstone with one that says thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sadist man will piss on floor NEXT to toilet, dont let it have any.
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@Slieber slurp it up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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So weird, Masochistic Toilet Craving Hot Piss was my nickname in college
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Thanks! I hate it!
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Sweeter than a momma’s kiss
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