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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 6

    5 Things To Know About The Great Pacific Garbage Patchpic.twitter.com/xcykKfZqVZ

    7:05 PM - 6 Apr 2018
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    • Laura Rutherford David Andrews Craig Kaul reagan f🌲 PollyD Dracokain 🐉 Flirrble Flub Ms Anne Thrope Astro
    16 replies 140 retweets 394 likes
      1. Andrew Koller‏ @andydrewkoller Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man. I love you guys. But this is just too big of a tragedy to laugh at. Keep doing what you’re doing.

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      1. Neo‏ @G0ld_Blo0ded Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        thank you for the content you have swayed to looming such a crazy world

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      1. SimDoughnut‏ @TheSimDoughnut Apr 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Anyone ever notice that there isn't an Atlantic Ocean version of the Garbage Patch? Why do you suppose that is?

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      1. PollyD‏ @chat2u2 Apr 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We Have To #ChangeOurWays

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      1. OpenLitterMap‏ @OpenLitterMap Apr 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fight back by creating free and open data @ http://openlittermap.com  and get paid in @Littercoin - it’s a game!pic.twitter.com/PHkLFt0Tgn

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      1. Phlish‏ @phlish0774 Apr 6
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        The GPGP covers 2% of the surface of the Earth, absorbs 80% more heat from the sun than corresponding ocean area, and causes global warming.

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      1. Rob Banks  🏴‏ @IlllIllIl Apr 6
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        I thought the Subway ad that ran before the video was the actual video

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      1. Cornelia‏ @cocomelone123 Apr 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aha

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      1. Maureen Aastrom‏ @commish330 Apr 9
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        Oblivious to the incredibly hard work being done

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      1. Pawel Klarowicz‏ @Pawel58018591 Apr 8
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        BIG shame on AS.

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      1. OpenLitterMap‏ @OpenLitterMap Apr 7
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        Check out this incredible stretch of free and open data on the pollution being caused by the products of a handful of global corporations - https://openlittermap.com/maps/The%20Netherlands/Zuid-Holland/Wassenaar/map …pic.twitter.com/lvt1kjR8R0

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Hawaiian Vacation.pic.twitter.com/xWYxTFYxpN

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      1. Robert (eval 'eye) P. Levy‏ @rplevy Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Notable garbage patch scientists such as Ray Decay and Virus Iris are troubled by these trends that first captured their interest as young garbage pail kids in the 80s.

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      1.  ✨ 🎆it's just 🎆 ✨‏ @RomaTroubadour Apr 6
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        And there's my car keys!

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      1. David Holden‏ @RangerDavHolden Apr 6
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        http://www.4ocean.com 

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      1. Lavida Rei‏ @LavidaRei Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Liberal tree-huggers started the plastic tsunami in the early 70's because they disapproved of everything being paper. They got their way......everything was then contained in plastic. How are they going to fix it! #Hypocrites #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder

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