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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 6

    Retired Pope Benedict Pledges To Donate Soul For Ecclesiastic Research https://trib.al/FZugWIW pic.twitter.com/ZlcYKi4275

    8:45 AM - 6 Apr 2018
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    • Randy Lee callum chris wrenn Daniel Modell Ω Ms. MoseLEIGH Gasseous Clay petty wap🇰🇪 Sarah Nowack onesimus
    29 replies 159 retweets 1,139 likes
      1. Perrin  ⚽‏ @Dixongenuous Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Doesn't have one, the old trout-faced paedophile facilitator

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      1. TonyTyner‏ @TonyTyner Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OK Onion. I'm giving you this one. When my brother passed away he donated his body to Science. Me being a contrarian I thought I should donate my body to Art. Think of the possibilities.

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      2. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm new here. Who's the old hobbit in this pic?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. David Frost‏ @davidfrostnz Apr 6
        Replying to @BlindMelon1967 @TheOnion

        I think it's this guy.pic.twitter.com/9SPgLVuQMI

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. DesertWolfPS‏ @DesertWolfPS Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One cannot donate what one doesn't have.

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      1. Morgana Morgaine‏ @bellyhoot Apr 6
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        AMAZING HUBRIS...FROM A "MAN"...NOT A GOD....AND ONE WHO WALKED CROOKED WITH PEDOPHILIA ALL AROUND HIM AND HE GOES INTO THE "SILENCE". WE DO NOT WANT YOUR LEFTOVERS WHEN YOU LEAVE THIS EARTH...JUST SAYIN....

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      1. Charlotte Rowe‏ @SantaFeChar Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nazi Ratzinger doesn't have one, as best I can recall.

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      1. Dr. Teresa T. Goodell‏ @nurseTTG Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        IF it can be found.

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      1. UpsideDownyJunior 🐝‏ @msamson56 Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Demons have souls now wtf

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      1. Ken M.‏ @KGregorovitch Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perhaps this will help to prove if he actually has.

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      1. Michael Anderson‏ @BEWAREofMIKE Apr 7
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        Gotta have something to donate first.

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      1. rita‏ @pegasus0013 Apr 6
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        Gracias,muchas gracias pero lo tenemos que matar???????'

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      1. hoofheart‏ @hoofheart1 Apr 6
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        they’d better slice it thin if they want to share

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      1. nzegwhua ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ‏ @nzegwhua Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know, this is the least ‘evil incarnate’ I’ve seen him. Of course I still recoiled a little bit, but not much. Retirement suits him 🤔.

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      1. Daniel Hatfield‏ @DanTheJapanFan Apr 6
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        But then who will run the galactic senate?

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      1. Richard I. Ellis‏ @hamone Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        MY JUST HOW WILL HE DO THAT AS WHEN YOU DIE, IMMEDIATELY YOUR SOUL IS IN HEAVEN!

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      1. Jay Schiavone‏ @jaytingle Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @JC_Christian

        No, thanks.

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      1. Yasir Wattoo  🇵🇰‏ @yesir786 Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BTW "Ecclesiastical" is the suitable word here

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