I work at a toy store and can confirm all of this. Even the part about Zachary. We tried to build a gate around the store but he disguised himself with a newspaper with eye holes cut out and snuck through.
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GOD DAMN IS ZACHARY
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Solution....Parent goes and buys junk made in China for kid. Trade deficit skyrockets. China makes more junk for Parent to buy. Parent buys more junk from China. It breaks. Kid whines. Trade deficit skyrockets. Repeat 100 billion times.
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. I believe Zachary.
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Fucking Zachary.
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Brilliant
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This is disgusting. Our toy manufacturers need to make toys indestructible or not at all.
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We need "larger squirt gun tank capacity"!
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