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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 5

    Jack Nicholson Banned From Sitting Courtside After Spilling Tupperware Full Of Homemade Chili https://trib.al/h0Zz7JC pic.twitter.com/vIwv4mWE9l

    2:20 PM - 5 Apr 2018
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    45 replies 507 retweets 2,631 likes
      1. Gabe  🌮‏ @yosoygabe90 Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/s9XdyryFbg

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      1. Mike Mason‏Verified account @MikeMason830 Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “You can’t handle the chili!”

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. RiF Record‏ @recordnj Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Here’s... Chili!pic.twitter.com/H4eiJEWS4q

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Lakers History‏ @LakersHistory Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake news

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Wojciech Terebka  🇵🇱 🇺🇸‏ @WojciechTerebka Apr 5
        Replying to @LakersHistory @TheOnion

        It’s the @TheOnion they are allowed to do all the fake news that they want.. it’s the main stream media that’s not allowed #CNN #MSNBC #FoxNews

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      2. Chazzy  💀‏ @ChazzyAU Apr 5
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        pic.twitter.com/h4wj0recLv

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      3. Jean Claude Van Down By The River‏ @psychosinostra Apr 5
        Replying to @ChazzyAU @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/N829hmGU19

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      1. White Trash Peg‏ @whitetrashart Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God, I really wish that this one was real

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      2. TXHC‏ @TXHCRedrowdie Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No way fake news

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      3. gino‏ @nukethehippies Apr 5
        Replying to @TXHCRedrowdie @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/n16trf7YKw

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      1. Dämmer‏ @JakeDammer Apr 5
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        @Chris_Dowell_

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      1. burr‏ @gianthotchicken Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @ReadHollyWood

        That is some tired ass chili. Damn that’s runny

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      1. Jay & Violent Mob, Insert Tribal Identity Here‏ @JAndViolentMob Apr 5
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        "Jack, for fuck's sake."

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      2. Wellington Rawls‏ @W_Rawls Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @DJTheriot

        Sloppy lmao

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      3. Clive Turki jr.‏ @DJTheriot Apr 6
        Replying to @W_Rawls @TheOnion

        All over the corduroys smh

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      1. Teela‏ @SMBTatt Apr 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        First of all this is NOT TUPPERWARE

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      1. Samson Bosi‏ @SamsonBosi Apr 6
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        B yb rs,wrcr

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      1. M.M‏ @YuYuLeroux Apr 6
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        Your man jack don’t have no swag and no fucks to give. His mans on the other hand is dripping in finesse

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      1.  🦇 💀Claire pink Hair 💀 🦇‏ @CatManDoo2 Apr 6
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      1. Sue Sosin‏ @SosinSue Apr 6
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        That's not Tupperware!

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