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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 5

    Report: This Not A Gun https://trib.al/Y58iWSy pic.twitter.com/scHUMTaOp3

    12:00 PM - 5 Apr 2018
    • 2,059 Retweets
    • 5,621 Likes
    • Gabriel Quigley Kiwi David Henrik Karby Henning Tonko Peanut the Killer Papa Slime Victor Marshall Silly Point
    67 replies 2,059 retweets 5,621 likes
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      2. John Recker‏ @ReckedEffect Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We'll see what the lab has to say about this

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. Crayoh‏ @crayoh Apr 5
        Replying to @ReckedEffect

        pic.twitter.com/B47gR5iRge

        0 replies 0 retweets 49 likes
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      2. Jason Grade‏ @MegaBearsFan Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ban them all! Those objects are a threat to our 2nd amendment rights!

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Cheeto Marie‏ @CheetoMarie209 Apr 5
        Replying to @MegaBearsFan @TheOnion

        Nope, we need to give children guns, give everybody guns, give the homeless guns! Let's all just shoot it out.

        2 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      4. Crayoh‏ @crayoh Apr 5
        Replying to @CheetoMarie209

        It's time we genetically engineer US citizens to have guns for hands. It's our God given right.

        1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
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      1. Hanna E‏ @lil__intro_vert Apr 5
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      1.  🎃GodforsakenGoddess 🎃‏ @JaneElk Apr 5
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        Missing a pack of skittles and a can of Arizona

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      1. UWU‏ @BiqSoss Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When real life becomes ridiculous, the onion just keeps it 💯

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      1. rpmurphy @ 東京10/27-11/5‏ @rpmurphy1 Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        someone explain when I put on my cop goggles these items all look like black men with guns

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      2. Mr. Otto‏ @MikeOttonomous Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @david_valmore24

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      3. david‏ @david_valmore24 Apr 6
        Replying to @MikeOttonomous @TheOnion

        We’re really at the point where the onion has to point this out to law enforcement

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Dane Torbenson‏ @Torbenson Apr 5
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        Dane Torbenson Retweeted The Onion

        Sometimes it takes @TheOnion to point out the obvious.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/981969765886582785 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Report: This Not A Gun https://trib.al/Y58iWSy  pic.twitter.com/scHUMTaOp3
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      1. Louise Vee‏ @LouiseVee1 Apr 5
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        You forgot a shower head!

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      2. NotoriousDJP 🇺🇸 🍨 🍨‏ @TheNotoriousDJP Apr 5
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        Report: This is someone with a death wish. https://twitter.com/basedmonitored/status/981966385168441346?s=21 …

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      4. NotoriousDJP 🇺🇸 🍨 🍨‏ @TheNotoriousDJP Apr 5
        Replying to @fredfred @TheOnion

        Yes he was mentally ill. There was also multiple 911 calls from citizens saying a man is runnin around pointin a gun at people. He then goes & aims the pipe at the cops who shoot him. Whether you think so or not the cops were justified. Did he deserve to die? No, but shit happens

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Single Payer Now | Abolish ICE | Boycott Israel‏ @blueherring32 Apr 6
        Replying to @TheNotoriousDJP @fredfred @TheOnion

        White people say "shit happens" when black people are killed, and scream bloody murder when someone hurts their feelings by not standing for the national anthem or "disrespecting the flag"

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Kevin Hardiman‏ @kevin_hardiman Apr 5
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        New video and 911 call transcript excerpts from yesterday’s police involved shooting in #Brooklyn. NYPD received several calls from neighborhood residents about a man pointing a gun at people on the street. pic.twitter.com/1PIiyJm8SA
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