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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 5

    ICE Agents Feeling A Little Hurt That Trump Doesn’t Think They’re Doing Enough To Terrorize Hispanics https://trib.al/pgzLo9L pic.twitter.com/rnp0ezz0Hh

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      2. Reglei‏ @Eddyregi Apr 5
        Replying to @TimHartzellRN @TheOnion

        especially the ones with kids here who are now abandoned.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Douglas #TransRightsAreHumanRights‏ @Xaldel Apr 5
        Replying to @Eddyregi @TimHartzellRN @TheOnion

        Pro-"""life""".

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Captain Grumpy (Original)‏ @Captain_Grumpy Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And here I thought you guys were only about fake news.

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      2. HQ2point0‏ @HQ2point0 Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You left out illegals w/criminal history

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Orbit‏ @MusicianLucia Apr 5
        Replying to @HQ2point0 @TheOnion

        Found the salty conservative

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. Physco On the Loose  😈‏ @upset_cop Apr 5
        Replying to @snowflakesmelt_ @TheOnion

        Shut up, abolish ICE, have a nice day 😊

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      1. Sam P.‏ @friendofthesci Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think we can all agree this is the onion's golden age

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      1. Michael Anderson‏ @BEWAREofMIKE Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/S4yW3gqHxs

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      2. RML‏ @LeaveckM Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake news

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jameeeeeeee‏ @hoebow22 Apr 5
        Replying to @LeaveckM @TheOnion

        Yep, that's what the Onion literally is. Fake news. They're satire.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's gonna suck when people figure out most ICE agents are actually Hispanic or Latino themselves.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. james cacace‏ @JamesCacace Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you forgot "illegal" in there. you know, the part where felony defrauding of taxpayers comes in? or have you completely sold out in order to pander to liberals? #MAGA

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Devin‏ @LoverOfShrimp Apr 5
        Replying to @JamesCacace @TheOnion

        James, you're butthurt over an article from The Onion. Do better.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. james cacace‏ @JamesCacace Apr 6
        Replying to @LoverOfShrimp @TheOnion

        i am irritated that yet another outlet for humor has been corrupted and turned into a propaganda tool. my butt, BTW, is just fine.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Devin‏ @LoverOfShrimp Apr 6
        Replying to @JamesCacace @TheOnion

        "Hi, my name is James and I only like The Onion when its satire is in line with my political beliefs."

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. james cacace‏ @JamesCacace Apr 6
        Replying to @LoverOfShrimp @TheOnion

        Apparently I don't believe in the misrepresentation of facts hidden within satire for the purpose of promoting a falsehood. Satire is great but I'm sure if the story read "Illegals feelings hurt that Pelosi is against raping children in her backyard", you would birth kittens

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Devin‏ @LoverOfShrimp Apr 6
        Replying to @JamesCacace @TheOnion

        I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't give a shit because I'm an adult who doesn't get his feelings hurt by satire articles I don't necessarily agree with. Unlike...you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. james cacace‏ @JamesCacace Apr 7
        Replying to @LoverOfShrimp @TheOnion

        a falsehood wrapped in satire is an irresponsible message and it seems you're the one with hurt feelings as I only pointed out the obvious while you continue your retorts looking for some reaction. A child tries to manipulate that way. much like most of the "adults" on your left

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      9. Devin‏ @LoverOfShrimp Apr 7
        Replying to @JamesCacace @TheOnion

        Satire is intentionally false.

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