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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 5

    Gynecologists Recommend Taking Time Off Between IUDs To Allow Body To Expel Backlogged Periods https://trib.al/m6TwYV3 pic.twitter.com/zVSyvH5ON5

    9:32 AM - 5 Apr 2018
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      1. Jenn‏ @MoonlightVoodoo Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/KLM7TPHRhB

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      1. Mike G‏ @_mikegalt_ Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Many people would believe this

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      2.  ❌NotASpookyFeminist‏ @No3rdWaveFem Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @DBTayor

        Unfortunately this headline looks more realistic than many from MSM and feminist publications like Vogue, Teen Vogue and Cosmo. As a PSA, IUDs do nothing of the sort described in the article, the monthly cycle remains the same.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. D.B. Taylor, Senior Administration Official‏ @DBTayor Apr 5
        Replying to @No3rdWaveFem @TheOnion

        I was thinking the same thing... oh, and the cycle... Depo Provera does that, right?

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      4.  ❌NotASpookyFeminist‏ @No3rdWaveFem Apr 5
        Replying to @DBTayor @TheOnion

        I’m no expert but I’ve read that some of the hormonal IUDs can improve monthly symptoms and lightened them, in some case stop them altogether. I just didn’t want to confuse people with the ridiculous “backs everything up” silliness in the article. People get confused easily ; )

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      5.  ❌NotASpookyFeminist‏ @No3rdWaveFem Apr 5
        Replying to @No3rdWaveFem @DBTayor @TheOnion

        Off subject, but you have a fantastic education and are a fellow CO resident. I went to Colorado School of Mines (twice, for good measure.) Engineering and Law, you must be one of those “uses both sides of the brain.” types.

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      6. D.B. Taylor, Senior Administration Official‏ @DBTayor Apr 5
        Replying to @No3rdWaveFem @TheOnion

        Thank you. My son is at Mines getting a master's in ME right now - outstanding school. As for me... ? My investment guy once told my real estate guy "Dan is an engineer who can talk", so I guess you're right. 😂

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      7.  ❌NotASpookyFeminist‏ @No3rdWaveFem Apr 6
        Replying to @DBTayor @TheOnion

        I’m one of those except I can write. (Don’t judge my tweets as an evaluation of my writing skills, lol.) Congrats on your son going there! Tell him to hang in there as Finals are coming up and not go too crazy during E Days. Oh, he’s getting a Masters, probably over all that.

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      1. Anita Gera‏ @AnitaSGera Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny but someone out there is quoting this to prove their point right now... ignorance is scary

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      1. Flower Girl‏ @FlowerGirlOne Apr 5
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        Are they Republicans? 🤡

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      1. Ⓥ‏ @ReplicantX6 Apr 5
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      1. Anthony  🦁‏ @adarynv Apr 5
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        Ew but haha

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm a chap I am sticking my fingers in my eyes and closing my ears . . . . . DAMN I may have got that slightly wrong.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Apr 5
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        It’s lunchtime for God’s sake!

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      1. twitsup‏ @Twitsup900 Apr 5
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        IUDs don't hold back periods. They magnifying them.

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      1.  🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🐀 🐀Alberdda Rodentia 🐀 🐀 🇺🇸 🇨🇦‏ @eieioink Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .....there is gutter humour, there is gross humour, there is midddle school humour and then there is your putrid humour,Robin,Richard,Lenny,Sam,Rodney,Johnny, George,are all literally throwing up in their graves,you should be proud.

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      1. John Ross‏ @johnrmc Apr 5
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1PLT0GljPA …

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      1. Jess McDorman‏ @fullmetaljess Apr 5
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        Lol that’s disgusting

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