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Dad accidentally eats the Glock and tries to fire a PB&J sandwich at the person he hates. Still kills them because of their peanut allergy.
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I may do this for myself today. “Remember, homicide is still a felony. Hope you haven’t sporked her in the eye!”
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If I don't pat myself on the back, who will?
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It is infuriating and astonishing that
@theonion continues to crank out such gems 30 YEARS into its existence.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/981875385926406144 …
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It's not an onion if people actually do it
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Love it!
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SO PURE
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Because 'if not her, then who?'
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Buenoooo, bueno,¿que quereis que me eche a llorar? ¡QUE RECUERDOS!!!!
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Not a bad idea. Once again, The Onion more reliable than Fox.
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