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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 4

    Box With Cooking Instructions Immediately Retrieved From Trash https://trib.al/siLPKp9 pic.twitter.com/gujpjlQVrl

    7:50 PM - 4 Apr 2018
    • 4,306 Retweets
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    • Elongated Muskrat Mink Rose Grant Kuning Moke Lachbatness Monster anna George Eliot Bo Nichol 🇪🇺 even more evil than usual r💀y slade Wow
    160 replies 4,306 retweets 19,960 likes
      1. aj‏ @ajperez44 Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THE SACRED TEXTS

        3 replies 6 retweets 316 likes
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      1. Michelle Marie  🎃 👻 💀‏ @marie48021 Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've done this about 3,759 times.

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      1. Akilesh Ayyar‏ @AkileshAyyar Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        More reality from The Onion

        0 replies 0 retweets 96 likes
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      2. Emi‏ @chroniclateness Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @littleinezt us

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. weird little meatball‏ @littleinezt Apr 5
        Replying to @chroniclateness @TheOnion

        *Takes it out of the trash each time I put it back in the microwave*

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
      4. Emi‏ @chroniclateness Apr 5
        Replying to @littleinezt @TheOnion

        LMFAOO

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Reluctantly crouched at the starting line‏ @paizurizilla Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fuck you for making me relate to this

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Mia Resists‏ @MuseOverMia Apr 5
        Replying to @paizurizilla @TheOnion

        😂 the replies on this are hilarious. also, i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing with you

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Stable Genius Kay‏ @Kay38407930 May 16
        Replying to @MuseOverMia @paizurizilla @TheOnion

        I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH the people who are laughing at you!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now this is comedy But not satirepic.twitter.com/qcTjLLpBtZ

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Seño Rekt‏ @baalzimon Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @cryptobully

        Box immediately retrieved from trash to scan barcode with MyFitnessPal.

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      2. Canuckistan Groyper‏ @FixieTrackStand Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing is more meta than tweeting what you just did 10 seconds ago regardless of its merit.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Apr 4
        Replying to @FixieTrackStand @TheOnion

        Ten seconds ago (as of beginning to write this tweet) I wrote a tweet questioning whether tweeting about what you just did ten seconds ago is the most meta thing possible.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Gwen‏ @GGrosecity Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm sure you meant to say *recycling*.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Gipper's gravespin‏ @ReaganiteGOPer Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you haven't memorized Kraft M+C directions by now... jeez

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      1. mostly ghostly‏ @_ghostkween Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please recycle

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      1. Sock Box Crab‏ @SockBoxCrab Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @Bobsplosion

        I feel personally attacked

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      2. Emily T‏ @emilytehrani Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SandeeDandee I feel very seen right now

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Sandee‏ @SandeeDandee Apr 6
        Replying to @emilytehrani @TheOnion

        😆😆😆

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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