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I've done this about 3,759 times.
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More reality from The Onion
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*Takes it out of the trash each time I put it back in the microwave*
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LMFAOO
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Fuck you for making me relate to this
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the replies on this are hilarious.
also, i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing with you -
I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH the people who are laughing at you!
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Box immediately retrieved from trash to scan barcode with MyFitnessPal.
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Nothing is more meta than tweeting what you just did 10 seconds ago regardless of its merit.
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Ten seconds ago (as of beginning to write this tweet) I wrote a tweet questioning whether tweeting about what you just did ten seconds ago is the most meta thing possible.
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I'm sure you meant to say *recycling*.
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If you haven't memorized Kraft M+C directions by now... jeez
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Please recycle
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I feel personally attacked
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@SandeeDandee I feel very seen right now - End of conversation
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