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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 4

    New ‘Cut Off Your Genitals’ Challenge Gains Popularity Among Teens Online https://trib.al/J5t2xUi  #NSFWpic.twitter.com/ex0lndfCDU

    1:10 PM - 4 Apr 2018
    • 1,115 Retweets
    • 3,725 Likes
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    108 replies 1,115 retweets 3,725 likes
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      2. Tonya Washington‏ @TweetsFromTonya Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don’t see how this is satire since they teach transgender in schools now

        10 replies 7 retweets 56 likes
      3. Dave 🤖Robots‏ @RobotsDave Apr 4
        Replying to @TweetsFromTonya @TheOnion

        "Teach transgender" 😂

        3 replies 1 retweet 102 likes
      4. Kerri Daniels‏ @Kerridaniels12 Apr 4
        Replying to @RobotsDave @TweetsFromTonya @TheOnion

        *glorify

        4 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Dave 🤖Robots‏ @RobotsDave Apr 4
        Replying to @Kerridaniels12 @TweetsFromTonya @TheOnion

        That's even more ridiculous 😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s nuts.

        3 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
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      2. anteambulo  🇺🇸‏ @remember_goliad Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        when Tide Pods just don't cut it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Apr 4
        Replying to @remember_goliad @TheOnion

        I like to think that originally started off as a circumcision joke but was changed to be topical.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Richard OBrien‏ @HomesOBrien Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @Linsley71

        This has to be fake news right

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Corey Linsley‏Verified account @Linsley71 Apr 5
        Replying to @HomesOBrien @TheOnion

        It’s the onion! It’s all fake news

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. Linda Lowe‏ @linda_lowe26 Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They would be doing the gene pool a favor.....

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. If Only I Knew Why‏ @C0mpZach Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some have more creative means of completing the challenge.pic.twitter.com/eM0GpaZq3d

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1.  ❄ 🌹SpookyLucifer 🌹 🔥‏ @SpookyLucyLulu Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fapping! You're doing it WRONG!!!

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      2. Elite Fitness ❌‏ @elitefitandmma Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @Ranger_Up

        This is great. Now liberals will no longer taint the gene pool 😈😂. In all seriousness this is stupid and hopefully not true

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Nick Palmisciano‏ @Ranger_Up Apr 4
        Replying to @elitefitandmma @TheOnion

        The onion is satire. Almost believable though.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Elite Fitness ❌‏ @elitefitandmma Apr 4
        Replying to @Ranger_Up @TheOnion

        I knew that and was totally kidding. @joerogan talks about it. It’s great entertainment sometimes

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Kirk / DW  🌹 🏳️‍🌈 🏴‏ @Kurg_1 Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just saying, less people than you think eat tide pods...http://nymag.com/selectall/2018/01/why-are-people-eating-tide-pods.html?scrlybrkr=15152fbf …

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Comrade_Celty ☭ [TheRedMenace]‏ @JustALeftyGirl Apr 4
        Replying to @Kurg_1 @TheOnion

        Well to be fair neknominations (drinking large amounts of mixed types of alcohol indront of the camera for a challenge, some tumes with fatal results) used to be something people did for a meme. So it is not hard to imagine peoplee eating tide pods.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Kirk / DW  🌹 🏳️‍🌈 🏴‏ @Kurg_1 Apr 4
        Replying to @JustALeftyGirl @TheOnion

        Yeah but that has been around since before the tide pod craze, and even before the internet people did this stuff for attention.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Comrade_Celty ☭ [TheRedMenace]‏ @JustALeftyGirl Apr 4
        Replying to @Kurg_1 @TheOnion

        The tide pod craze.... is kind of... the bleach meme rebranded tbh...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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