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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 4

    MLK’s Family Urges Nation To Spend Anniversary Of His Death Twisting His Words To Fit Own Political Agendas https://trib.al/ekx5PBb pic.twitter.com/psoyHmJBRv

    12:43 PM - 4 Apr 2018
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    19 replies 925 retweets 3,442 likes
      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man who considered Charlottesville white supremacists ‘good people’ tweets about how great MLK was..

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      1. hayley heninger‏ @adequatehalo Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This ones for you @POTUS

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      1. Andy Jakcsy‏ @IlGreven Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The sad thing is, most people will use this as vaidation that their opponents are twisting his words and never even consider that they are also twisting his words.

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      1. Pete Brush‏ @peterbrush07 Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I like how the Onion seems to get the picture more than our entire mainstream media.

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      1. Cusco‏ @Cuscolinks Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So many people in these comments doing exactly what the satire article states lmao! Some people are so out of touch.

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      1. Kim K‏ @KimMerlin600 Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You got that right. Sad.

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      1. motherearth‏ @mothere53265401 Sep 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @nilla_jdt

        Don’t know about that???

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      1. Mike Respess‏ @MikeRespess Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's every day

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      1. Lulu Cthu‏ @LuluCthu Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Extra points offered for quoting U2 lyrics inaccurately with a #meaningfulhashtag

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      1. Alaina Kailyn‏ @AlainaKailyn Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #MLK50Conference

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      1. telikonol #FCKAfD‏ @telikonol Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @FurRightDiscord

        WOW wtf :O

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      1. Kunal Shandilya‏ @shndlya Apr 4
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        @ArundhatiS16

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      1. Kenny Baker‏ @Kennybaker85 Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You can’t spell “Milking it” without “MLK.” #Fact

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      1. Sean‏ @SeanVanDemark Apr 4
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        "gunz r bad" -MLK

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      2. Diddy‏ @NCISLAgal Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @LettersOfNote

        You know some members of Congress will believe this. A Tenn. GOP Rep quoted a story from The Onion during the debate about a bill—with a straight face. 😐🤣

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      3. Chicken Joe rated Fx by the NRA‏ @chickyjoey1 Apr 4
        Replying to @NCISLAgal @TheOnion @LettersOfNote

        ...go on

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      1. Norm de Plume‏ @heyitsj_z Apr 4
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        @GovMikeHuckabee

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      1. SteveBrant‏ @SteveBrant Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Getting #MLKJr to do their work for them... work he didn't intend to do. Isn't that called slavery? 🙄 @TheKingCenter

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      1. F7200‏ @chaffXgrenade Apr 4
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