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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 4

    Authorities Fear YouTube Shooter Might Inspire Wave Of Copycat Content Creators https://trib.al/qSX2Kdc pic.twitter.com/jGoG5Udulb

    12:14 PM - 4 Apr 2018
    • 272 Retweets
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    60 replies 272 retweets 1,106 likes
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      2. It'sAGundam‏ @GundamIsHere Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        for those saying it's too soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28xV-1XxU60 …

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. Pouya‏ @M_Pouya_M Apr 4
        Replying to @GundamIsHere @TheOnion

        No one blame video games yet?

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Arnljot Arntsen‏ @arnljot76 Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And unfollow.

        5 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      4. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Apr 4
        Replying to @NihilistGothboy @arnljot76 @TheOnion

        Oh the humanity.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Daneeka‏ @stdaneeka Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/rsmEWcpDhY

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. If Only I Knew Why‏ @C0mpZach Apr 4
        Replying to @stdaneeka @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ms0WnNorjY

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      4. Rhets‏ @Rhetsov Apr 4
        Replying to @C0mpZach @stdaneeka @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/J2hx50rn5j

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Argent Construct‏ @argentconstruct Apr 4
        Replying to @Lopiky1 @Chimoaki @TheOnion

        *Was

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. mic, esq‏ @micahsims_ Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i don't find this one very funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. KJ‏ @thegentleman4 Apr 4
        Replying to @micahsims_ @TheOnion

        It’s satire doesn’t have to be funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Apr 4
        Replying to @thegentleman4 @micahsims_ @TheOnion

        Satire is literally a form of comedy. Yes it does have to be funny.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Bill Maher's Hairline‏ @JeffandWill Apr 4
        Replying to @hoodedgardener @thegentleman4 and

        Satire makes a point, through humor. Humor is subjective. You are not The Decider on what's funny. Hope that clears things up.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      6. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Apr 4
        Replying to @JeffandWill @thegentleman4 and

        See now that’s better. To say that humor is relative is accurate. To say that satire doesn’t have to be funny at all is just stupid. If it isn’t funny, then just call it complaining or mocking.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Bill Maher's Hairline‏ @JeffandWill Apr 4
        Replying to @hoodedgardener @thegentleman4 and

        I'd use the "you sound fun at parties" thing but you probably don't get invited to too many so

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Apr 4
        Replying to @JeffandWill @thegentleman4 and

        pic.twitter.com/mz1mmbRhCF

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      2. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t even joke about that. It can actually happen. In fact, if you know anything about how the News (the “real” kind) affects society, you’d know it’s ALREADY happening. It’s a serious and terrifying problem.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. the artist formerly known as roger‏ @INEEDGUAP Apr 4
        Replying to @hoodedgardener @TheOnion

        Did you read the headline? They’re joking that she’ll inspire copycat CONTENT CREATORS, not shooters.

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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