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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 3

    Family Watches In Silence As Dad Checks Out Waitress https://trib.al/Ie9mTRL pic.twitter.com/rNl1AOg9EW

    5:08 PM - 3 Apr 2018
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      2. Philip S. Pumpkins‏ @Jiddy7 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Can I get some fries with that shake?" I'm so sorry. That's awful.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. 𝒥𝑒𝓃𝓃𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝑒‏ @MiniSodaNice Apr 3
        Replying to @Jiddy7 @TheOnion

        I used to do orientation classes for new employees and there was a sexual harassment video with a guy saying that to a sales associate. I watched the video so many times it was always stuck in my head. The guy had an Arkansas accent too. And now it’s in my head again! 😬

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Philip S. Pumpkins‏ @Jiddy7 Apr 3
        Replying to @MiniSodaNice

        Sorry to dredge up bad memories

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. 𝒥𝑒𝓃𝓃𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝑒‏ @MiniSodaNice Apr 3
        Replying to @Jiddy7

        😂 No worries!

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      1. Darth Radar Technician‏ @S4ssy_kylo Apr 3
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        pic.twitter.com/NGjTmFjNl9

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      1. MUFCMania‏ @MUFCMania92 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @DavidAmoyal

        Rubbish !!!! He’s trying to read the specials board and his glasses are failing him......

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      1. Hυηт‏ @CRHUN7 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        - Mom, why cant we go to Hooters? - Ask your dad.

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      1. T-Y  🎙‏ @TyreeHudson Apr 3
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        pic.twitter.com/piJCYjMRlq

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      1. Gallo-Sama  🍆 💯 👻‏ @JuanisaGundam Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Eye witnesses claim his eyes went back and forth from a tray of hot wings to the waitress

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      1. Sandy‏ @Cheeks_Snady Apr 3
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        @beefyqueefyy

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      1. Sam Lefkofsky‏ @lef346 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @drew_kepes is this at green bay cafe

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      1. Northside Baseball‏ @nsbbcom Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Old Larry at the regal beagle looking perv

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      1. Tristan Pinnock‏ @tpinnock Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mayamanion No, not you. The other one.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He’s a rank amateur. It takes years of Jedi-like training to do this in a respectable manner (eg: moving each eye in opposite directions).

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      1. The Burned Man‏ @Akula_KorAh Apr 4
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        This would get me killed.

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      1. Chad Chaplin‏ @oaxacachap Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is a requirement of a red-blooded American male to do the same.

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      1. Jeff Bartlett‏ @jeffbtmnews Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this a hint? I'd never do that. That guy kind of looks like Pat Goodin.

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