"Can I get some fries with that shake?" I'm so sorry. That's awful.
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I used to do orientation classes for new employees and there was a sexual harassment video with a guy saying that to a sales associate. I watched the video so many times it was always stuck in my head. The guy had an Arkansas accent too. And now it’s in my head again!

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Sorry to dredge up bad memories
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No worries!
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Rubbish !!!! He’s trying to read the specials board and his glasses are failing him......
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- Mom, why cant we go to Hooters? - Ask your dad.
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Eye witnesses claim his eyes went back and forth from a tray of hot wings to the waitress
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@drew_kepes is this at green bay cafeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Old Larry at the regal beagle looking perv
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@mayamanion No, not you. The other one.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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He’s a rank amateur. It takes years of Jedi-like training to do this in a respectable manner (eg: moving each eye in opposite directions).
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This would get me killed.
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It is a requirement of a red-blooded American male to do the same.
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Is this a hint? I'd never do that. That guy kind of looks like Pat Goodin.
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