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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 3

    Before-And-After Airbrushing Image Alerts Fashion Industry To Evil Of Its Ways https://trib.al/6uShddA pic.twitter.com/QFEuI57D5y

    3:46 PM - 3 Apr 2018
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    • RunwayVintage Pierre-Simon Laplace Voter Ethurean says ‽ᅠ   ᅠ  ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ Brian Kemm Katie Thormodsgard Celia Rahul D D.B. Taylor, Senior Administration Official
    19 replies 61 retweets 584 likes
      1. krissy the american classic‏ @krissyclassic2 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lmao at all the people debating her hotness missing the fucking point

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      1. Jeff O'Meara‏ @jomeara555 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I like her with her ears added. Very nice job of air brushing those in.

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      2. Dread Pirate Rogers‏ @DockRogers1953 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i know this is the @TheOnion but, for what it's worth, i would rather date the woman on the left,,,, just saying

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      2. Javed Sh‏ @JSh766 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do you do you want about baby do you want a warm

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      3. Derby Mods‏ @DerbyMods Apr 3
        Replying to @JSh766 @TheOnion

        You need to seek help.

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      1. Dalek Mother‏ @EarthsLawyerAI Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i must be weird because i think the lady on the left is far more attractive. not saying makeup can't look good but i think many women look better without it.

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      1. Alla Kovch‏ @AllaKovch Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey "onion" , you are adressing real stuff! Congratulation! Making fun of it is also bringing attention to it. Good job!

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      1. lisa‏ @twittwerling Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm sorry but that's a different photo , not just photoshopped

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      1. Tony‏ @plutonyum241 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why do they always take a hot girl and make her look like a MILF? I think that's a downgrade.

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      1. The Pooches‏ @the_pooches Apr 3
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        @chrisfarrenpic.twitter.com/47zAjhkYnS

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Apr 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can we also sue Victoria’s Secret for the bra that adds one cup size with padding? That’s some fraudulent bullshit!

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake picture

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      1. o k‏ @WordSaladeater Apr 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I prefer the articles where you just accuse Israel of indiscriminate murder.

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      1. Jacob West‏ @LeftCanon Apr 3
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        Show off them ears fake model

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      1. Don Lessem‏ @DonLessem Apr 3
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        Ear-y

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      1. Pia Ries-Kay‏ @Sidiaana Apr 3
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        Don't you wish!

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