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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 3

    Sinclair Forces Dozens Of Local News Anchors To Recite Same Script https://trib.al/AoJX1Pp  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/aRRkREV0wM

    3:05 PM - 3 Apr 2018
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      2. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s #FakeNews everywhere you look. I wish our media was more like the Baltic Media that was at the Baltic/U.S. press conference today. Actually asking relevant questions. While our media screams stuff about “stormy Daniels” 😂 while we’re on the brink of WW3

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Blockchain McCoinface‏ @CaptainFwiffo Apr 3
        Replying to @Jwitt777 @TheOnion

        Bot doesn't know that the Onion is satire.

        3 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
      4. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Apr 3
        Replying to @CaptainFwiffo @TheOnion

        Did you call me a bot? Lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Apr 3
        Replying to @lovejulesleathr @CaptainFwiffo @TheOnion

        Please elaborate

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Ambassador Pineapple‏ @AmbassPineapp Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The sad part is that this is EXACTLY WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sinclair: Fox has been doing for years. We just made it more efficient.

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      1. Persistent Voter‏ @PersVtr Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I see what you did there.

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      2. Kavukamari‏ @Kavukamari Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        when did onion start posting real news

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      2. Gabriel Insana‏ @hoodedgardener Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Again, the only part that even might be satire is "Sinclair Forces." I don't know who Sinclair is. So that part might be satire. Or it might not be, because the rest isn't.

        4 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Gavin Dickson‏ @ShpericalBadger Apr 3
        Replying to @hoodedgardener @TheOnion

        Sinclair is the parent company that is buying all these news stations. Owner of Fox I'm pretty sure.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Gavin Dickson‏ @ShpericalBadger Apr 3
        Replying to @ShpericalBadger @hoodedgardener @TheOnion

        Nvm, I'm wildly wrong on the owning Fox thing lol. They're an affilaited company that runs Fox branded channels but aren't directly under the Fox Entertainment Group. They still pressure the local news stations they own to tell the stories they want to tell though.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. (((hannah)))‏ @msdefarge Apr 3
        Replying to @ShpericalBadger @hoodedgardener @TheOnion

        Great, two awful Trump companies.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Charlotte Rowe‏ @SantaFeChar Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        all together, now, and a one and a two:......

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      2. rOb PreuSS  🇨🇦 🎧 🎹‏ @rObPreuSSx Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion jumps the shark, their work here is complete.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. RyAN LiNK‏ @ryanlinkmusic Apr 3
        Replying to @rObPreuSSx @TheOnion

        Not their finest work.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. saradevil‏ @saradevil Apr 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The challenge is this is so subtle that the point will likely be missed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Majin Kalie‏ @Baby_Grice Apr 3
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        @GriceJustin

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